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Post by Blastgirl on Apr 30, 2009 2:27:50 GMT -5
Its been a while since I've had a story to tell but a few hours ago my Parents and Kim and everybody were over at my house.
We had dinner and listened to Classic's game on the radio.
Well that Lasagna was really kicking in about the time of the Seventh Inning Stretch. I think it was the Sixth Inning I said "I'm not going to wait til the Seventh inning for this. I stood up and I blew a long loud one of my all time best.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My Mom said "Never mind the Children change yourself!"
My Dad said "There's a hole in your pants now!" It was pretty hysterical for just about everybody but I think Kim was a little jealous. ;D ;D
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Post by Demona on Apr 30, 2009 6:34:00 GMT -5
OMG! Blastgirl BLEW A FART! I thought you'd forgotten how!
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Post by Blastgirl on Apr 30, 2009 22:02:10 GMT -5
Forgot? NO WAY! Just not as many good stories as before.
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Post by Kimm on May 1, 2009 20:38:58 GMT -5
OMG! Blastgirl BLEW A FART! I thought you'd forgotten how! She doesnt type as many stories as she did before. Believe me shes just as much the queen as ever. ;D |
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Post by Ordinaryguy on May 2, 2009 10:08:54 GMT -5
Did Classic's team win? That should be a good luck charm.
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Post by Blastgirl on May 29, 2009 23:42:47 GMT -5
Tonight my Family was all here.
I didn't feel that wall so I was flopped on the couch but the rest of the Family watched a coupe Movies. Well Kim stood up and said "Fire One!" She farted long and loud
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Then she said "I wouldnt' get behind me on a bet."
My Cousin Paul is about seventeen said "I'm not going to be intimidated by a fart. I'm staying right here."
My Dad said "Don't be brave Kid, the Brave die young."
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Post by Demona on May 31, 2009 9:08:24 GMT -5
Tonight my Family was all here. I didn't feel that wall so I was flopped on the couch but the rest of the Family watched a coupe Movies. Well Kim stood up and said "Fire One!" She farted long and loud BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Then she said "I wouldnt' get behind me on a bet." My Cousin Paul is about seventeen said "I'm not going to be intimidated by a fart. I'm staying right here." My Dad said "Don't be brave Kid, the Brave die young." Your dad is probably right!  |
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Post by fartinggurl on Jun 10, 2009 23:17:06 GMT -5
Today after work I went to Wal-Mart with my best friend and her son. They had rearranged everything in the store, which made it difficult to find some of the sections. We finally found the baby aisle, because my friend needed diapers, and while we were there, I had to fart.
While looking for the sections, I was complaining about how when they moved things, you needed a map to find your way around. I said to my friend, "You know what I think about this new set up?" and I let off a medium BBBBLLLAAAPPPP! My friend just laughed, and agreed with me.
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Post by Kimm on Jun 12, 2009 22:25:43 GMT -5
Tonight I was on the floor with my back against the couch by boyfriend was on the couch behine me. Well I had that 5 or 10 machine gun not too loud but kind of a
BPLAT...Bplat..bplat..bplat...bplat...
My boyfriend pushed me away with his foot, my dad goes "Kimmmmmm!!! I heard that." I giggled I go thats good, and fanned it away from my butt.
My mom goes "gross Kimmmm why do you always do that?" I go "Because its funny and it hurts to keep it in."
My mom goes "Its not always funny and you stink!!!"
I go "I know. I stink but it is funny." ;D
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Post by Pumpkin on Jun 26, 2009 15:54:58 GMT -5
I sure have missed your stories Blastgirl. It's nice to hear one again. ;D Kimm can't have ALL of the farting fun.  |
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Post by Kimm on Jun 26, 2009 19:27:01 GMT -5
All the fun.
I just had some fun this afternoon. I blew a sbd and it lingered. My mom goes "Kimmmmm you sh.t your pants!" I go "about 5 minutes ago and its still here."
I did a few more sbds each time my mom rolled her eyes one of the times my mom goes "What the heck did you eat girl?"
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