Post by Mahnarch on Apr 19, 2009 23:10:12 GMT -5
I don't want any responses. Just an unbiased vote based on my platform.
Really! Don't respond. Just vote: after you read my post (it's long, I warn you)
I need to get an idea of how my people think and what they want.
If you post a response I will send a man to come to your house and kick you in the face.
Seriously.
Just vote.
Here's the post:
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My POTUS Platform.
Under Executive Order I will suspend Federal Income Tax for one year.
1) In that year I will call John Linder and Neil Boortz to my office to go over the Fair Tax and figure out how to employ it.
There will be no "pre-bate" checks.
What you buy you get taxed.
You will also not have to do Federal Income Taxes every year.
2) On my Inauguration Day I will announce that I will be discontinuing the employment of 5,000 government employees in six months time (180 days thereafter).
I give this advance warning so all government employees will have the time to either;
Voluntarily retire, or resign to the private sector.
For every employee that leaves the government on a voluntary basis makes for one less employee that I will have to fire.
3) I hereby rescind all extraordinary Tobacco and Alcohol Taxes; including but, not limited to the "formerly known as 'SCHIP' Tax that was intended toward Health Care for the Children and ended up going into the General Coffers.
4) I hereby rescind all Smoking Bans in publicly owned companies [i.e., restaurants, bars and pubs, etc.]
No one holds a gun to your head to attend these functions.
If you don't like the atmosphere. Leave.
5) All citizens will retain the right to purchase and carry guns. No matter their size and caliber.
Gun control laws are created to keep the criminal under control.
Law abiding citizens follow gun laws. Criminals do not.
All citizens retain the right to concealed carry without due bias.
[Obviously, if you're warranted 'insane by the State' you are exempt.]
Several crimes would be prevented if a criminal wasn't positive that a citizen was armed or not.
6) There shall be no extra tax levied against ammunition for firearms.
Ammunition is no good without a firearm.
A firearm is no good without ammunition.
A 12 year old girl is helpless without either when her house is broken into at 2 in the A.M.
7) There will be a cease and desist on all taxes that promote "Global Warming".
It is held by this administration that Global Warming is a hoax, perpetrated by those who only wish to grab power and money for their own good, while they disobey their own redirect in the mean time to promote their own gains.
8) The Speaker of the House will be limited to a Gulfstream G2 for transportation - and nothing else.
Congress will charter their own planes at their own expense.
9) Religion will not enter my Government buildings. Period.
Christian. Jewish. Islam. Buddha. Pagan. Atheist.
You walk into my buildings. You come as a man/woman. Your scripture is checked at the door.
You want a government I.D. you take off your head scarf, mask or ceremonial fan.
10) English is the official language of the U.S.
You speak it, or learn.
The Dutch, German, Irish, Italian, Spanish, French, Finnish, Swedish, Russian, etc. learned it when they came to Ellis Island at the turn of the century.
You will learn it, too.
All publications will be English only.
There will be no, "Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Spanish." There will be no choice.
Driver's tests. Menus. Auto parts. English only.
11) Voting:
If you are on any sort of Government assistance you give up the right to vote.
You will have to be off government assistance for 6 months before your right to vote is reinstated.
When you go to the voting booth, you will be required to swipe your government I.D. (driver's license or state I.D.) before you are allowed to vote.
If you voted in another precinct your I.D. will flag the booth attendant and you will be arrested on-site by police in attendance for voting fraud - a 5 year federal offense.
If you swipe your I.D. and pass, you will be required to take a 10-15 question test about current political events and campaigners views:
"Are You planing to vote for Barack Obama?"
"Yes"
"Why?"
"Because he's black."
You're done. No vote.
12) Congress will have term limits:
Two terms for Senators (12 years)
Three terms for the House of Representatives. I will increase their terms to 4 years - twice their current terms, so they're not constantly bidding for re-election and can concentrate on their jobs, instead (12 years).
No more 'Career Politicians'. Let others rise up in the ranks.
You have your turn. Hand it over.
Two terms is all you afford the President. It's time the same is afforded to Congress.
13) "Drill Here! Drill Now!"
I hereby open ANWR to open drilling for petroleum deposits.
I hereby open ALL natural oil preserves to the domestic oil companies within the U.S. - strictly for sale solely in the U.S.
I believe that oil production is clean enough to collect within our own borders as not to disturb the natural habitats.
Anyone who prevents - or tries to prevent - the progress of our own energy production will be arrested on grounds of treason; for aiding and abetting our nation's enemies in the Arab communities.
The U.S. needs to break it's bonds with foreign nations and start producing oil from it's own grounds here and now!
14) The U.S./Mexico Border:
The entire U.S./Mexican border will be fenced by a poured, re-inforced concrete wall. 12 inches thick and burmed by a 6 foot high dirt embankment on the U.S. side so as to prevent digging under, or crashing though.
The fence will be 50ft inside the U.S. border. My Border Patrol will be ordered to 'shoot on sight'.
Since the fence is 50ft inside our border the Mexican government will have no say so and the intruders will be breaking Federal 'Invasion' laws.
The U.S./Mexico border will also be the largest military base in the world. Spanning from South Bay, Tx to Border Field Nat. Park, Ca. - there will be a 1 mile wide Army/Marine base.
If Illegal Aliens want to cross the border, they'll have to break into a military camp.
3,000 miles long. 1 mile wide.
15) All government vehicles must be 5 years or older.
If an official currently has a newer than 5 year old vehicle he or she can keep it. But, upon replacement is must be 5 years or older from the concurrent year purchased.
With the rescind of Federal Income Taxes, and other taxes the government will need extra funds to fund other things other than employee salaries.
If you visit www.whitehouse.gov you will find links to donate to the project of your choice.
I will NOT take your money via taxes to fund anything you don't want.
Links to donate to projects will change over time.
Many recurring themes will be:
Donate to The Border Fence.
Donate to Support the Elderly and Sick.
Donate to Help the Poor.
Donate to the Military.
Really! Don't respond. Just vote: after you read my post (it's long, I warn you)
I need to get an idea of how my people think and what they want.
If you post a response I will send a man to come to your house and kick you in the face.
Seriously.
Just vote.
Here's the post:
***
My POTUS Platform.
Under Executive Order I will suspend Federal Income Tax for one year.
1) In that year I will call John Linder and Neil Boortz to my office to go over the Fair Tax and figure out how to employ it.
There will be no "pre-bate" checks.
What you buy you get taxed.
You will also not have to do Federal Income Taxes every year.
2) On my Inauguration Day I will announce that I will be discontinuing the employment of 5,000 government employees in six months time (180 days thereafter).
I give this advance warning so all government employees will have the time to either;
Voluntarily retire, or resign to the private sector.
For every employee that leaves the government on a voluntary basis makes for one less employee that I will have to fire.
3) I hereby rescind all extraordinary Tobacco and Alcohol Taxes; including but, not limited to the "formerly known as 'SCHIP' Tax that was intended toward Health Care for the Children and ended up going into the General Coffers.
4) I hereby rescind all Smoking Bans in publicly owned companies [i.e., restaurants, bars and pubs, etc.]
No one holds a gun to your head to attend these functions.
If you don't like the atmosphere. Leave.
5) All citizens will retain the right to purchase and carry guns. No matter their size and caliber.
Gun control laws are created to keep the criminal under control.
Law abiding citizens follow gun laws. Criminals do not.
All citizens retain the right to concealed carry without due bias.
[Obviously, if you're warranted 'insane by the State' you are exempt.]
Several crimes would be prevented if a criminal wasn't positive that a citizen was armed or not.
6) There shall be no extra tax levied against ammunition for firearms.
Ammunition is no good without a firearm.
A firearm is no good without ammunition.
A 12 year old girl is helpless without either when her house is broken into at 2 in the A.M.
7) There will be a cease and desist on all taxes that promote "Global Warming".
It is held by this administration that Global Warming is a hoax, perpetrated by those who only wish to grab power and money for their own good, while they disobey their own redirect in the mean time to promote their own gains.
8) The Speaker of the House will be limited to a Gulfstream G2 for transportation - and nothing else.
Congress will charter their own planes at their own expense.
9) Religion will not enter my Government buildings. Period.
Christian. Jewish. Islam. Buddha. Pagan. Atheist.
You walk into my buildings. You come as a man/woman. Your scripture is checked at the door.
You want a government I.D. you take off your head scarf, mask or ceremonial fan.
10) English is the official language of the U.S.
You speak it, or learn.
The Dutch, German, Irish, Italian, Spanish, French, Finnish, Swedish, Russian, etc. learned it when they came to Ellis Island at the turn of the century.
You will learn it, too.
All publications will be English only.
There will be no, "Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Spanish." There will be no choice.
Driver's tests. Menus. Auto parts. English only.
11) Voting:
If you are on any sort of Government assistance you give up the right to vote.
You will have to be off government assistance for 6 months before your right to vote is reinstated.
When you go to the voting booth, you will be required to swipe your government I.D. (driver's license or state I.D.) before you are allowed to vote.
If you voted in another precinct your I.D. will flag the booth attendant and you will be arrested on-site by police in attendance for voting fraud - a 5 year federal offense.
If you swipe your I.D. and pass, you will be required to take a 10-15 question test about current political events and campaigners views:
"Are You planing to vote for Barack Obama?"
"Yes"
"Why?"
"Because he's black."
You're done. No vote.
12) Congress will have term limits:
Two terms for Senators (12 years)
Three terms for the House of Representatives. I will increase their terms to 4 years - twice their current terms, so they're not constantly bidding for re-election and can concentrate on their jobs, instead (12 years).
No more 'Career Politicians'. Let others rise up in the ranks.
You have your turn. Hand it over.
Two terms is all you afford the President. It's time the same is afforded to Congress.
13) "Drill Here! Drill Now!"
I hereby open ANWR to open drilling for petroleum deposits.
I hereby open ALL natural oil preserves to the domestic oil companies within the U.S. - strictly for sale solely in the U.S.
I believe that oil production is clean enough to collect within our own borders as not to disturb the natural habitats.
Anyone who prevents - or tries to prevent - the progress of our own energy production will be arrested on grounds of treason; for aiding and abetting our nation's enemies in the Arab communities.
The U.S. needs to break it's bonds with foreign nations and start producing oil from it's own grounds here and now!
14) The U.S./Mexico Border:
The entire U.S./Mexican border will be fenced by a poured, re-inforced concrete wall. 12 inches thick and burmed by a 6 foot high dirt embankment on the U.S. side so as to prevent digging under, or crashing though.
The fence will be 50ft inside the U.S. border. My Border Patrol will be ordered to 'shoot on sight'.
Since the fence is 50ft inside our border the Mexican government will have no say so and the intruders will be breaking Federal 'Invasion' laws.
The U.S./Mexico border will also be the largest military base in the world. Spanning from South Bay, Tx to Border Field Nat. Park, Ca. - there will be a 1 mile wide Army/Marine base.
If Illegal Aliens want to cross the border, they'll have to break into a military camp.
3,000 miles long. 1 mile wide.
15) All government vehicles must be 5 years or older.
If an official currently has a newer than 5 year old vehicle he or she can keep it. But, upon replacement is must be 5 years or older from the concurrent year purchased.
With the rescind of Federal Income Taxes, and other taxes the government will need extra funds to fund other things other than employee salaries.
If you visit www.whitehouse.gov you will find links to donate to the project of your choice.
I will NOT take your money via taxes to fund anything you don't want.
Links to donate to projects will change over time.
Many recurring themes will be:
Donate to The Border Fence.
Donate to Support the Elderly and Sick.
Donate to Help the Poor.
Donate to the Military.