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Post by latenighter on Apr 2, 2009 21:24:17 GMT -5
I was seated in a lawyer's office yesterday, this guy was giving me the shiz about a settlement his company was offering me over an insurance claim I had made against his client.
I had been popping the odd one or two sbds while he droned on and on. The guy never missed a beat, even though they were of the rancid roadkill type.
Well, when he finally said "and what do you think of our generous offer?" I cut a huge fart, it sounded like a 747 taking off, I thought my a$$ had broken the sound barrier, it wasn't a long drawn out rumbler this thing was a super sonic popper.
Then the smell hit, it rose about us like the waves of hell and even I felt queezy over it. You could see this guy's face going grey then green lol.
I kept my cool, gave him a little half smile and a sneering look and said "That tell ya?" and quickly left the office. lol
I hope it was a long term nose destroying stench after what they offered. lol
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Post by Beangirl on Apr 5, 2009 16:39:35 GMT -5
LOL!!!!
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Post by fartinggurl on Apr 14, 2009 21:53:31 GMT -5
I have a similar story. A couple years ago, during election season, I got a call from our local Republican Headquarters, and being a Liberal, I was not too pleased about this. As the person on the other line rambled on, I could feel a fart coming. When the person on the other end asked me, "So, will you be voting for So and So of the Republican party in November?" I put the phone up to my butt, and let off a BBBBLLLLLAAAAATTTTTT! After farting, I said into the phone, "Does that answer your question?" and I hung up, laughing. ;D
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Post by Phil on Apr 15, 2009 13:42:13 GMT -5
That's hilarious. I am Republican leaning but that still is a funny story.
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Post by Kimm on Apr 15, 2009 20:50:23 GMT -5
Thats a funny story anyway.
I just did 2.
Im over at my computer and I lifted a cheek and I go "Im going to fart."
And then 2 of them shot out.
BBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAAAATTT.................................BBBBBBBBPPPPPPLLLLLAAAAATTTTTTTT
Then I got up and walked around to air out. And I waived it around a bit.
My dad goes "Kimmy pops a cheek and spreads some joy our way."
I go can you smell it? My dad goes "oh yeah. " My mom goes "YES!!!! My daughter and your stinking farts!"
I go "My family just loves me."
My dad said "We never said not to love you we just say you like to stink up the joint."
I was almost going to hit post reply and I felt another coming on so I let it go. It was a loud but not too long BBBPPLLLATTTTTTT
My dad goes "I know she feels better now!" I go Yep I sure do. ;D
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Post by fartinggurl on May 12, 2009 21:03:12 GMT -5
Glad you liked the story. Although last year I did not have the fun of farting on the phone at political calls, as most of them were all automated voice-messages.
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Post by Blastgirl on May 13, 2009 0:40:42 GMT -5
That's funny to get it out at the time of a Soliciting phone call.
I'm so tired of recorded phone calls. That's the worst.
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Post by Ordinaryguy on May 14, 2009 22:55:59 GMT -5
Fartingurl, that is a brilliant story, even though I'd reverse the ideologies if I had a chance.  |
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Post by Kimm on May 22, 2009 23:20:20 GMT -5
A few hours ago I blew a sbd (especially the D) ;D
I started chuckling and my mom goes "KIIMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I go "you like that?" My mom goes "NO You sh.t your pants!!" I go "Yeah I think I did."
My dad squeezed his nose and said "No warning that time either."
I walked around to air out and fanned around my butt with a book.
A few minutes later I felt a medium blow out coming on so this time I go "Listen>>"
My mom goes "Not again."
I go "Oh yes again"
I lifted a cheek and blew a BBBBBBPPPLLLLAAATTT
Average. My dad goes "at least you warned us that time."
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