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Post by fartinggurl on Mar 17, 2009 11:17:11 GMT -5
Last Sunday after work, I had a late lunch at Taco Bell, and I later had some Doritoes. Later that night I went to my grandparent's house to pick up the Sunday paper, as my parent's don't subscribe to the local newspaper. Anyway I was in the kitchen with my grandma when I felt the urge to fart. At first I thought it was going to be a tiny fart, but it turned out to be a roaring BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! My grandma looked at me and went, "My God, what did you eat? I really hope that doesn't stink." I just laughed, and a few seconds later the stink set in, and it was bad. It smelled like onions, rotten eggs, and garbage mixed together. My grandma plugged her nose and said, "Next time you have to fart, leave the room. My eyes are burning." I laughed as I walked into the living room, where my grandpa was sitting, and I said, "I just gassed Grandma out in the kitchen." My grandpa replied, "Hopefully it didn't follow you in here." ;D
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Post by Kimm on Mar 17, 2009 19:15:50 GMT -5
That happens sometimes. It happens to me all the time I will fart outside and get in my car and it will reek just like I had done it in the car. Sometimes Ive farted on the way inside but definitely outside and it makes it in anyway.
That happened today in fact. I came farted as I was unlocking the door to the house and it was a average mild BBbbppllaatttt style. Id been blowing reekers all day though. My mom was in the front of the drier and thats where the entrance is. Well my mom goes "Holy Sh(t Kim!! YOU FARTED!!!"
I go "yeah outthere and now its in here."
My mom goes "That as$ of yours is the source of a lot of evil."
I just giggled. My mom goes "Just dont sbd me again!"
I go "It wasnt sbd it had some rumble to it. " ;D
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Post by Demona on Mar 19, 2009 19:06:47 GMT -5
So Fartinggurl, does your family laugh at bathroom humor or are they stuffy and uptight? Yesterday I had one brewing, so I ran to the dining room chair. I didn't expect it to be much to shout about, so I let rip and it was a long drawn out bubbler! My dad called it a "runner!" I wish I had a microphone or a way to record that fart, because it was one of my best.
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Post by Blastgirl on Mar 20, 2009 1:13:00 GMT -5
My Parents always had fart humor. My Dad never denies finding it funny. My Mom might say its not ladylike but she laughs so it doesn't bother her that much.
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 20, 2009 14:22:13 GMT -5
Me too.... My family (dad's side) farts up a storm. My dad and fart all the time. He will walk across a room and pop a string of them. I will stink up the bathroom until he begs for mercy. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Mar 20, 2009 19:02:49 GMT -5
Ive never been too bashful about farting in front of people.
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Post by Kimm on Mar 27, 2009 19:38:13 GMT -5
I just had to take a dump. I come down stairs and smile and then I go "I feel a lot lighter."
My mom goes "Did you take a dump?" I go yep, DO NOT go in there.
My dad goes "I woudlnt even go upstairs for at least an hour." I go "Im at least 10 pounds lighter."
My mom shakes here head and says "You didnt learn ladylike behavior from me."
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Post by fartinggurl on Mar 27, 2009 21:40:35 GMT -5
So Fartinggurl, does your family laugh at bathroom humor or are they stuffy and uptight? Yesterday I had one brewing, so I ran to the dining room chair. I didn't expect it to be much to shout about, so I let rip and it was a long drawn out bubbler! My dad called it a "runner!" I wish I had a microphone or a way to record that fart, because it was one of my best. My parents laugh at bathroom humor, and so do a lot of my family members on my mom's side of the family. My dad's side of the family is very uptight about farting. Those grandparents I was visiting were my mom's parents, and they live in the same town I live in, so I've always been close to them. |
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Post by latenighter on Apr 2, 2009 21:12:55 GMT -5
That happens sometimes. It happens to me all the time I will fart outside and get in my car and it will reek just like I had done it in the car. Sometimes Ive farted on the way inside but definitely outside and it makes it in anyway. That happened today in fact. I came farted as I was unlocking the door to the house and it was a average mild BBbbppllaatttt style. Id been blowing reekers all day though. My mom was in the front of the drier and thats where the entrance is. Well my mom goes "Holy Sh(t Kim!! YOU FARTED!!!" I go "yeah outthere and now its in here." My mom goes "That as$ of yours is the source of a lot of evil." I just giggled. My mom goes "Just dont sbd me again!" I go "It wasnt sbd it had some rumble to it. " ;D Heya Kim, Maybe next time your mum says you are not ladylike you should tell here you are practicing Beethoven's turd symphony in stench major lol. |
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