Post by Mahnarch on Mar 15, 2009 22:53:26 GMT -5
It's been awhile since I've hunted down a prey.
After my excursion with Jason I had to take a few months off to recup.
You can still see where that nefarious nail struck my head from under his table.
My latest track is the tribal leader of a little known....tribe.
There's too many 'tribe's in that line.
So, donning my camouflage - consisting of a tree branch duct taped to my head I view my prey through my spyglass.....
..uh..he was just here a second ago...sitting on that...*AAACCKK!!*
I pull a dart from my neck. Poison!
But, I'm not feeling anything.
I sniff the dart.
I taste it.
....Kool-aid?
Poison emerges from the bushes, dressed in his typical tribal gear - a 'I'm with Stupid' Tee-shirt and loose khaki pants - holding a Wal-mart acquired blow gun.
"Yeah. I ran out of cyanide." He says.
"You could've used whiskey.", I retort.
We sit down so I can regroup and ask a few questions.
1) What is your name? (first only)
2) What is your quest? (in life)
3) What!...is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
4) What color are your shoes?
5) What is the last thing you consumed?
6) If I were to jump off the roof of your house, would I survive?
7) How close to you is the nearest alligator?
8) Pound. Weight or Dollar?
9) Who is your comic book hero?
10) What is the sharpest thing you own?
11) Looking to your left. What is the next room?
12) How did you make your last dollar?
13) What commercial is on your TV right......NOW!
14) How many doors does the car your mother drives have?
15) How would you restructure this sentence to not end in a preposition? "Go back to where you came from."
16) Who is your weather lady? (pictures?)
17) What is the closest thing to your mouse?
18) If I were to stand on your shoulders, would I be able to reach a basketball hoop?
19) What brand of printer do you have?
20) If a train leaves Phoenix at 5PM and arrives at your house (your driveway) in 5 hours, how fast is that train traveling?
It turns out that the Kool-aid was laced with whiskey.
I pass out.
After my excursion with Jason I had to take a few months off to recup.
You can still see where that nefarious nail struck my head from under his table.
My latest track is the tribal leader of a little known....tribe.
There's too many 'tribe's in that line.
So, donning my camouflage - consisting of a tree branch duct taped to my head I view my prey through my spyglass.....
..uh..he was just here a second ago...sitting on that...*AAACCKK!!*
I pull a dart from my neck. Poison!
But, I'm not feeling anything.
I sniff the dart.
I taste it.
....Kool-aid?
Poison emerges from the bushes, dressed in his typical tribal gear - a 'I'm with Stupid' Tee-shirt and loose khaki pants - holding a Wal-mart acquired blow gun.
"Yeah. I ran out of cyanide." He says.
"You could've used whiskey.", I retort.
We sit down so I can regroup and ask a few questions.
1) What is your name? (first only)
2) What is your quest? (in life)
3) What!...is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow?
4) What color are your shoes?
5) What is the last thing you consumed?
6) If I were to jump off the roof of your house, would I survive?
7) How close to you is the nearest alligator?
8) Pound. Weight or Dollar?
9) Who is your comic book hero?
10) What is the sharpest thing you own?
11) Looking to your left. What is the next room?
12) How did you make your last dollar?
13) What commercial is on your TV right......NOW!
14) How many doors does the car your mother drives have?
15) How would you restructure this sentence to not end in a preposition? "Go back to where you came from."
16) Who is your weather lady? (pictures?)
17) What is the closest thing to your mouse?
18) If I were to stand on your shoulders, would I be able to reach a basketball hoop?
19) What brand of printer do you have?
20) If a train leaves Phoenix at 5PM and arrives at your house (your driveway) in 5 hours, how fast is that train traveling?
It turns out that the Kool-aid was laced with whiskey.
I pass out.
