HA! I Googled myself and found my old article..

[Mahnarch]

Just on a whim I googled myself and found an old article I wrote, for cash money, from back in 2002.


www.essortment.com/hobbies/howbrakeswork_scbo.htm

See?! I AM famous....kinda.

This article originally appeared in magazine print and I guess it made it's way onto the internets.
Since I sold it, I no longer hold any copyright to it's distribution. So I can't fight for royalties. But, meh, whatever.


Looking at it now; I could have done so much better.
I even remember slaving for hours over it just to get the wording right.

This is only 1 of 20 or so articles I wrote for 'How To' magazines back in the day.
I think it was about the time I originally signed up for Farts.com.



I'll sign autographs over here in my private booth...next to the ficus.


.....behind the ficus, actually.
.........in the back of the coat-check.

[Blastgirl]

At least you found something positive about yourself Mahnarch. You are a good writer. Do you still write that column?

[fartinggurl]

I agree, you're a good writer.

[Mahnarch]

Heh! Thanks guys. Unfortunately, I haven't written professionally for a couple of years.
It's just a ton of work.

You gotta write it.
You got to pitch it.
You got to get a sponsor/producer.
Meetings.......
You've got to get a lawyer.
Deliberations....
You've got to make sure the check clears.



Small money.




*I should've been a lawyer.