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Post by fartinggurl on Feb 23, 2009 0:40:56 GMT -5
Last Sunday, not yesterday, the Sunday before that, I was scheduled to work the opening shift, which required me to be at work two hours before opening. Anyway it was a slow day, even during the lunch hour, and it was just me and another girl working at the time. We were sitting in the back room eating our lunch (I was eating broccoli soup), and we had no customers at the time, when I had to fart. I then said, "Hold on, I think I hear something." and I let off a BBBBLLLLAAAAPPPPP! She started laughing, then grabbed a roll of toilet paper out of one of the boxes, and handed it to me, saying, "I think you need this." I just laughed. Then a few minutes later, I had to fart again. I put my foot up on a step ladder, then let rip a BBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAATTTTTTTTT! She laughed again, and said, "Damn, Fartinggurl, you should warn me about what that soup does to you." She tried to get me back while I was filling the pop cooler, but I managed to escape before she had the chance. ;D
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Post by Demona on Feb 23, 2009 12:46:53 GMT -5
I can fart at work all I want and nobody can hear me over the loud machine. We have a few people who laugh at toilet jokes, and aren't afraid to announce farts or bathroom visits.
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Post by Kimm on Feb 24, 2009 18:52:47 GMT -5
I farted all the time when I worked at Hooters and later at a department store. I havent had the nerve to fart at work as a teacher yet. Maybe when I get more tenure. ;D
I did fart once while coaching the girls bowling team. I thought it was going to just be a silent forgotten slide out and it went BBBBPPPLLLLAAATTTTT
It happens. ;D
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Post by fartinggurl on Mar 13, 2009 11:34:21 GMT -5
Monday night at work, I kept farting. They didn't make much noise, but the stink factor was enough to gag a horse. ;D
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 13, 2009 14:40:40 GMT -5
At Wal Mart, I fart all the time at the door. Some are sbd's but some make noise. I love to ambush people as the walk right into my smell. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Mar 13, 2009 18:48:17 GMT -5
Now that I teach I dont have enough tenure to fart at work. When I waitress and did retail work I farted at work all the time.
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Post by weasel2htm on Mar 23, 2009 7:04:05 GMT -5
Kim It's a good thing you do not teach science; Okay class this is a bunson burner .... (sbd sbd sbd sbd Kim turns around sbd sbd) BOOM!!!!
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 23, 2009 17:34:07 GMT -5
Kim It's a good thing you do not teach science; Okay class this is a bunson burner .... (sbd sbd sbd sbd Kim turns around sbd sbd) BOOM!!!! LOL! I think we just found a new name for a fart. ;D "The Ole Bun son Burner"  |
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Post by weasel2htm on Mar 23, 2009 21:06:10 GMT -5
Kim It's a good thing you do not teach science; Okay class this is a bunson burner .... (sbd sbd sbd sbd Kim turns around sbd sbd) BOOM!!!! LOL! I think we just found a new name for a fart. ;D "The Ole Bunson Burner" LOL on that one, perfect for sbds. |
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Post by Blastgirl on Mar 24, 2009 1:41:46 GMT -5
When I worked in the offices of the Baseball team we had a few office fart happenings. Especially me. ;D
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Post by Pumpkin on Mar 24, 2009 14:57:16 GMT -5
Way back in my glorious janitor days, I got a bit of payback against a smug and snooty office worker. The victim was a real @$#&. The man deserved it!
I was cleaning his office late one evening. I had a bean burrito and some squash for dinner that afternoon. My intestines were growling and rumbling by the time I went to clean his office. I let go a HUGE VARWUF followed by a long and hot bububububububububbb....WHEW! Did that one ever stink. That was a fresh breeze off a turd if there ever was one.
The great thing about it was that when I checked his office again before I went to leave for the night, it still stunk like an outdoor toilet! That was three hours later. I laughed so hard at the thought of this Dude sitting in my stink all day the next day that it brought tears to my eyes.
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Post by Beangirl on Mar 24, 2009 21:34:36 GMT -5
Today I had gas all afternoon at work. I went to clock out and accidentally released a sbd. Phew! It really stank. The time clock is located in a hallway with no ventilation. The fart stuck around but I went home.  |
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Post by Mahnarch on Apr 11, 2009 2:49:00 GMT -5
I farted all the time when I worked at Hooters........ Ok. We need some photographic proof of this past job.... ....FOR SCIENCE! |
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Post by Kimm on Apr 24, 2009 19:05:33 GMT -5
I just lifted a cheek and smiled. My dad goes "UH Oh shes going to fart."
I go "Yep sure am!"
It was a long loud beauty.
BBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I had to stand up and fan it out a little with a folder.
my mom goes "Dont sent it over here." Then she plugged her nose and said "Too late. Youre sick!!! Its over here already."
I go "Thats good."
My mom goes "ITs not good. Thats foul and you really need gas x."
Im not so polite about farting. But its funny thats all.
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