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Post by fartinggurl on Dec 12, 2008 22:43:16 GMT -5
For those of you who don't know, I currently work at a restaurant. Anyway last Sunday I worked the closing shift, and before putting the supplies away I made a bowl of broccoli soup for myself to take home to eat for dinner, and I also made a small salad to go with it. When I got home, I heated up some chicken fingers to eat with my small salad and bowl of soup. Well, that weekend my mom and one of her friends were making Christmas cookies for us to pass out to family and friends. After I finished eating, I was helping my mom and her friend put icing on the cookies, while my dad was getting the containers out of the basement for the candy and cookies.
I soon felt a fart coming on, and I lifted my butt off the chair, and let off a BBBBLLLLAAAAPPPPPP! My mom said, "Oh lovely!" and her friend said, "I'm so glad you shared that with us." I farted several more times, and they all reeked. Finally about an hour and 15 farts later, my mom's friend said to me as a joke, "You know, (me), lighting a candle would do wonders because it would get rid of this fart smell in an instant." My mom then replied, "In order for me to get rid of the smell of (my) fart, I'd have to light a bonfire!" ;D At that point, I'm laughing so hard I could barely breathe. Of course, when my dad heard about what I was laughing at, he said, "That's my daughter for you."
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Post by Blastgirl on Dec 13, 2008 1:10:24 GMT -5
Broccoli soup and salad is the basis for a potential nuclear weapon. I wonder if flatus gas could ever be bottled for energy. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Dec 13, 2008 13:27:11 GMT -5
Thats how it goes for me after soup. I fart almost constantly whenever I have soup of any kind. Some has more of a gastric result than others. Chicken wings are just as gassy as beans I dont care what stereo types wish to believe.
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Post by Antonio on Dec 13, 2008 13:50:28 GMT -5
Broccli will defenently give you killer chair crushing gas, any vegetable does it for me especially broccli, the other day I had an omlet with cheese,bacon,vegetables and milk and was farting non stop for like 15 minutes and I was thinking Im ither lactose intolerant or have ibs.
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Post by Kimm on Dec 13, 2008 14:11:03 GMT -5
I think that menu is just the right formula.
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Post by Beangirl on Dec 14, 2008 16:44:32 GMT -5
We had this "fund raiser" for our X-Mas party at work. They were selling "Chili Billies " for a buck. That is a bag of Frito's with Chili and melted cheese all mixed in. Phew! I smelled more fart gas then ever before!  I thought. "I would rather NOT have a party than go through THAT again!"  |
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Post by Pumpkin on Dec 15, 2008 14:20:11 GMT -5
;D There is something about certain soups that is explosive. I had some butternut squash soup (a close relative of pumpkin ;D) about a week ago, and I darn near farted my intestines out.. I sent a tremor through the couch with a giant BAP-BUP-BUUUURRRAAAAAAAAAAAP. I didn't get a reaction out of Mrs. Pumpkin until the stick shock wave hit her. She's used to the noise, but this one REALLY stunk. "Go do that outside next time!"  She growled at me. Nah, I believe it's better to share. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Dec 19, 2008 21:00:27 GMT -5
All soup is partially gassy. Chive soup makes for the best stink bombs but I find all soup to be fart making.
Maybe thats why I like soup so much.
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Post by latenighter on Dec 21, 2008 11:58:54 GMT -5
All soup is partially gassy. Chive soup makes for the best stink bombs but I find all soup to be fart making. Maybe thats why I like soup so much. I agree Kim, I am the same way with soups. The best result I ever had was home made split pea and ham soup. I make it myself. I had made a big batch of it because I had friends coming over, these same friends call my soups meals in a bowl lol. I made the mistake of adding too much chilli and garlic to the mix. ohhhh boy I will NEVER do that again. I was farting out SBDs for three days straight after one bowl. These were not your usual "ohh god what died in here?" ones, these were "holy freaking crap, is the undead hordes invading" stink. The type of mind blowing stench that could peel paint at 200 yards. They even made ME puke a couple of times lol ;D I wont tell you what the GF did to me, but lets just say the couch was my home for those days lol.   The last one I did from the soup was like a shot from a gun, it literally was a BANG! noise that sounded like a colt 45 being fired. The crazy thing was that one never stunk.  |
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Post by Kimm on Dec 26, 2008 12:39:57 GMT -5
Sometimes the loud ones dont stink. If theyre long and loud they usually do though.
I just farted as I was typing this. ;D It was a medium sized
BBBBBBPPPPPLLLLLLAAAATTTTTTTTT
It smells a little but not enough to clear a room.
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Post by fartinggurl on Jan 6, 2009 0:03:49 GMT -5
I had some broccoli soup from work last night, and I'm still farting some rank ones from it. Today while I was driving to work, I let off a rotten-smelling fart that was so bad, I had to open the window, even though the temperature was in the low 20s.
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Post by Demona on Jan 6, 2009 7:15:40 GMT -5
Italian Wedding soup is my worst one! I can rip the loudest farts from one bowl! Chunky Soup also produces gas.
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Post by Kimm on Jan 7, 2009 19:05:13 GMT -5
Italian Wedding soup is my worst one! I can rip the loudest farts from one bowl! Chunky Soup also produces gas. Worst 1? you make it sound like blowing loud farts is a bad thing. ;D ;D I know what you mean. There is virtually no criticism of soup at all. |
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Post by Beangirl on Jan 7, 2009 21:59:10 GMT -5
Italian Wedding soup is my worst one! I can rip the loudest farts from one bowl! Chunky Soup also produces gas. LOL! One of my co workers was eating that sup in our break room. " Mama Mia! thats a one a spicy fart!"  |
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Post by Kimm on Jan 11, 2009 10:13:16 GMT -5
This Sunday January 11 I just now blew about a 2 to 3 second rip.
My dad goes "Stay over there for a while ok?"
Im just giggling my mom goes "you missed your opportunity 6 months ago when gas prices were through the roof. While everybody was paying through the nose you could have been making money through your butt."
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