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Post by Beangirl on Aug 3, 2009 14:10:16 GMT -5
Yeah, They should have a reality show called. " So you think you can Fart?" Kimm and and her sisters would probably win every show . ;D They could have "The Food Court Competition" The Waffle House competition ." "The Chinese Food" Competition".. you get the idea?  |
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Post by Demona on Aug 3, 2009 14:32:09 GMT -5
Yeah, They should have a reality show called. " So you think you can Fart?" Kimm and and her sisters would probably win every show . ;D They could have "The Food Court Competition" The Waffle House competition ." "The Chinese Food" Competition".. you get the idea? Count me in as a contestant! I don't think I can fart. I know I can! |
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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 4, 2009 0:25:35 GMT -5
Olympic farting? I'm in.
I think it's a great idea. Don't forget "Was that YOU!?!?!" With disgust.
Some guys think Angels come and take our gas away. I remember once I was about seventeen or so I was sitting on the concrete steps that go up our front yard from the side walk toward our house. A couple guys were on their bikes stopped on the side walk talking to me. Well I had to fart and so I just lifted a cheek and let it go.
Average I guess. They just looked at eachother and I just giggled and said something like "There we go, the air will smell sweet."
I guess they never heard a girl fart before they mentioned it several times at School and whenever we met up after that.
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Post by Demona on Aug 4, 2009 0:57:34 GMT -5
Olympic farting? I'm in. I think it's a great idea. Don't forget "Was that YOU!?!?!" With disgust. Some guys think Angels come and take our gas away. I remember once I was about seventeen or so I was sitting on the concrete steps that go up our front yard from the side walk toward our house. A couple guys were on their bikes stopped on the side walk talking to me. Well I had to fart and so I just lifted a cheek and let it go. Average I guess. They just looked at eachother and I just giggled and said something like "There we go, the air will smell sweet." I guess they never heard a girl fart before they mentioned it several times at School and whenever we met up after that. I know! You're forever known as Fart Woman after just one time. It's common knowledge that we all have gas and all use the bathroom.  |
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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 4, 2009 1:05:25 GMT -5
I got called Windgirl in High School for farting after afternoon announcements. I never really expected to be heard that time it was the old you think it's a one cheek sneak and instead its a Thunderass Blast.
Windgirl became my nickname. That got shortened to Windy. In fact a new girl who heard me called Windy thought my name was Wendy. That was actually funny.
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Post by fartinggurl on Aug 5, 2009 21:34:27 GMT -5
Yeah, They should have a reality show called. " So you think you can Fart?" Kimm and and her sisters would probably win every show . ;D They could have "The Food Court Competition" The Waffle House competition ." "The Chinese Food" Competition".. you get the idea? Count me in as a contestant! I don't think I can fart. I know I can! Count me in as well. |
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Post by Kimm on Aug 15, 2009 12:43:20 GMT -5
I have this exact story today.
My boyfriend my brother and me went to brunch at Friendly's.
I felt a fart coming on but I didnt tell them like I usually do.
So I just lifted a cheek toward my boyfriend and blew a medium
BBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My boyfriend goes "ok, thats not what I hoped sharing breakfast meant."
My brother goes "Im sure youre not going to excuse yourself?" I go NO!
Theres other people 3 or 4 tables over who I know heard it and theyre trying to not make us aware that they know I farted. As if I cared that they heard it. If it was going bother me I would not have farted right then anyway.
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 16, 2009 22:39:58 GMT -5
I have this exact story today. My boyfriend my brother and me went to brunch at Friendly's. I felt a fart coming on but I didnt tell them like I usually do. So I just lifted a cheek toward my boyfriend and blew a medium BBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT My boyfriend goes "ok, thats not what I hoped sharing breakfast meant." My brother goes "Im sure youre not going to excuse yourself?" I go NO! Theres other people 3 or 4 tables over who I know heard it and theyre trying to not make us aware that they know I farted. As if I cared that they heard it. If it was going bother me I would not have farted right then anyway. "And the winner of(drum roll!!!) So you think you can fart? "One Cheek Sneak "Competition is our very own Kimm.... ;D |
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