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Post by Demona on Dec 10, 2008 9:43:48 GMT -5
I should have posted sooner, but I forgot! So anyway, over the weekend me and my mom went out for Chinese. I had Princess Chicken, and after the meal I needed to cut one. I really tried to sneak it out quietly and even stood up, since sitting down is just asking for it. Sadly, the fart made noise, but nothing so bad the few people in the room would notice. I can't say the same for the table in back. On our way to the front, we heard a shamelessly loud ripper! I do my best to keep from laughing until the parking lot. The only other people in the restaurant were an Asian couple in the back corner, or so I could see anyway. No secret at all who must have cut it up, it wasn't us!
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Post by Phil on Dec 10, 2008 15:15:42 GMT -5
That's inevitable and should be expected in a Chinese restaurant. So you got away with it without even your mother knowing? That was good sneakage.
Not so lucky the corner table.
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Post by Blastgirl on Dec 12, 2008 2:57:19 GMT -5
Usually the guilty will look around sheepishly. The proud type will just chuckle with pleasure it just depends on the attitude of the flatulent. ;D
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Post by fartinggurl on Dec 12, 2008 22:14:49 GMT -5
Usually the guilty will look around sheepishly. The proud type will just chuckle with pleasure it just depends on the attitude of the flatulent. ;D That's true. Usually I'm the proud one who will laugh when I fart. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Dec 13, 2008 13:53:08 GMT -5
Ive done lots of dinner farts. At the mall foodcourt I blew a fart that I lifted a cheek and my mom goes "OH great" I was expecting a Bplatt but instead it was a BBBBPPPPPPLLLLLLAAATTT
A few people turned. If I was bashful I would have stared blankly but being the way I am about farts I laughed hysterically and fanned my butt and my nose.
My mom was wishing she could crawl into a wall and stay there until the mall closed. "Im so lucky to have such a classy daughter." She said. I think she meant to say Gassy but everybody misspeaks once in a while. ;D
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Post by Antonio on Dec 13, 2008 14:19:16 GMT -5
Lol My friend did that one time, at the time we were dating, we were at the food court eating pizza and we were in the middle of a conversation and she tilted and let out a little popper I paid no attention then later she let out a huge chair crushing blattttttttttt. Some younger teenagers behind us looked at us and starting laughing, I laughed and told her not to be doing that while people are eating, she said it's just gas it's not gonna hurt anybody.
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Post by Kimm on Dec 13, 2008 15:52:54 GMT -5
Thats true. Ive heard lots of people go "Hey that was that blond chick." or "Did you hear that? A girl did it too,"
My mom thinks I should be embarrassed that gets said but I think its great.
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Post by Ordinaryguy on Dec 15, 2008 16:26:50 GMT -5
Kim, it's too bad your parents don't encourage your talent. My parents are good farters too, though I don't think any of us fart quite as well or as often as you.  |
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Post by Blastgirl on Dec 16, 2008 1:07:41 GMT -5
Kim, it's too bad your parents don't encourage your talent. My parents are good farters too, though I don't think any of us fart quite as well or as often as you. For what it's worth our Dad is an encourager. My Mom thinks its unladylike but oh well. |
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Post by Demona on Dec 16, 2008 22:47:17 GMT -5
Kim, it's too bad your parents don't encourage your talent. My parents are good farters too, though I don't think any of us fart quite as well or as often as you. For what it's worth our Dad is an encourager. My Mom thinks its unladylike but oh well. My mom used to hate burping, but farting was fine. |
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Post by fartinggurl on Dec 17, 2008 20:49:22 GMT -5
Most of the time my parents don't care, but there were times when my parents were embarrassed by my farting in public.
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Post by Beangirl on Dec 17, 2008 23:00:09 GMT -5
For what it's worth our Dad is an encourager. My Mom thinks its unladylike but oh well. My mom used to hate burping, but farting was fine. LOL! I'd get killed if I did either one in Public. ;D |
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Post by Antonio on Dec 17, 2008 23:07:33 GMT -5
my parents hated it I would get in trouble especially if it was in public.
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Post by Blastgirl on Dec 18, 2008 1:23:38 GMT -5
Some things that are frowned upon manage to happen anyway. ;D
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Post by Ordinaryguy on Dec 22, 2008 1:12:39 GMT -5
Ha, because it's Christmas, the title of this thread made me think of the Christmas song "Do you hear what I hear"? And now that makes me think of farting!
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Post by Kimm on Dec 26, 2008 13:48:22 GMT -5
Lol Ordinaryguy.
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Post by flatuella on Aug 3, 2009 0:06:03 GMT -5
Yeah, farting is always tricky. You think you're going to slyly sneak one out, but it ends up making noise.  |
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Post by Demona on Aug 3, 2009 0:24:08 GMT -5
Yeah, farting is always tricky. You think you're going to slyly sneak one out, but it ends up making noise. What? You mean like this? pffffttTTTT BLAAATTTRIPPROARRR!Excuse me! |
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