Post by latenighter on Dec 8, 2008 11:34:55 GMT -5
Hi all,
Just a quick message to let you know I am still around,and haven't slipped off the face of the earth.
I just got out of hospital, no internet access which sucked severly btw lol, and I have a couple of stories to share from while I was in there.
I was out walking the corridors of the floor I was on, had to do that every six hours to stop side effects, when I passed a ward full of sleeping people. I heard something there that I thought I would never see in real life, blazing saddles bean scene or a very good impression of it. There were 8 beds in the ward and I swear that they started farting one after the other for 5 mins. I cracked up so bad I could barely talk let alone move. Well while I was standing there a nurse came up looking for me. She heard the same thing and had the same reaction I did, laughing our asses off.
Well a couple of days later I was laying in bed and I heard what for the world sounded like a high pitched screaming whistle. I didn't give it much thought until about 10 mins later the same thing happened again, same noise almost exactly. Well this got my curiosity up and I walked out into the corridor to see what I could see. Then I heard it again, and looked around to see this old guy in a wheelchair up the other end of the corridor. Then I saw it, he lifted his butt up on a one cheek sneak and let fly against the slats on the chair underneath at such an angle as to produce the screaching noise I had heard. The old guy sat back down with an evil grin on his face.
I thought to myself "When I get that old I hope I can both still rip them out like that and get enough enjoyment from them too" lol
Just a quick message to let you know I am still around,and haven't slipped off the face of the earth.
I just got out of hospital, no internet access which sucked severly btw lol, and I have a couple of stories to share from while I was in there.
I was out walking the corridors of the floor I was on, had to do that every six hours to stop side effects, when I passed a ward full of sleeping people. I heard something there that I thought I would never see in real life, blazing saddles bean scene or a very good impression of it. There were 8 beds in the ward and I swear that they started farting one after the other for 5 mins. I cracked up so bad I could barely talk let alone move. Well while I was standing there a nurse came up looking for me. She heard the same thing and had the same reaction I did, laughing our asses off.
Well a couple of days later I was laying in bed and I heard what for the world sounded like a high pitched screaming whistle. I didn't give it much thought until about 10 mins later the same thing happened again, same noise almost exactly. Well this got my curiosity up and I walked out into the corridor to see what I could see. Then I heard it again, and looked around to see this old guy in a wheelchair up the other end of the corridor. Then I saw it, he lifted his butt up on a one cheek sneak and let fly against the slats on the chair underneath at such an angle as to produce the screaching noise I had heard. The old guy sat back down with an evil grin on his face.
I thought to myself "When I get that old I hope I can both still rip them out like that and get enough enjoyment from them too" lol
