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Post by fartinggurl on Nov 9, 2008 16:45:18 GMT -5
Eariler today I was at the grocery store getting some things for my parents for tonight's dinner. I was in the chip aisle, and I let off an SBD that reeked of rotten eggs. Nobody was around that aisle when I did it, I wonder why. ;D Before I go on, the grocery store I was at, after your groceries are bagged, they send them to this place where you drive up in your car to pick them up, and they load them in car. I guess it's to keep carts out of the parking lot.
Anyway after I paid for the groceries and had them sent out to be picked up, as I was getting into my car, I let off another rotten egg fart, and it stayed in the car with me. When I got to the grocery pick-up area, I could still smell my fart. As the grocery guy was loading my groceries into the backseat, I could see his face in the rear view mirror. He had his nose wrinkled up, and I noticed that he loaded the groceries inside very quickly. Luckily I had nothing breakable. When he finished loading the groceries in the car, he closed the door rather quickly, and I could no longer hold back my giggles. I'm still farting like that right now. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Nov 9, 2008 17:24:43 GMT -5
Spreading joy, thats amazing we call it that too.
That might be a great way to get people to work faster though.
A sbd is a great ambush. ;D
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Post by Classicblast on Nov 9, 2008 21:57:35 GMT -5
Spreading joy, thats amazing we call it that too. That might be a great way to get people to work faster though. A sbd is a great ambush. ;D No, we don't call it that, YOU DO! We call it dragging your foul ass outside and locking the doors. Funny story though Fartinggurl. Pack up the groceries and lay off the broccoli. |
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Post by Demona on Nov 10, 2008 0:52:39 GMT -5
LOL! Share the love! I've never been dragged outside, but I have been pushed out the door by my roommate at school when I created an instant gas chamber! Fun times!
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Post by Beangirl on Nov 11, 2008 22:04:50 GMT -5
;DLOL! great story! I LOVE ambush farts... I really ripped a big SBD at the door of Wal*Mart. Right after, a family walked right into it.The girl says" EWEEE...Mom! Was that you? As she grabbed her nose. Her mom said"What? No!.." They all started laughing.. OMG was that funny.  |
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Post by Blastgirl on Nov 12, 2008 1:28:46 GMT -5
How about letting rip outside and then getting in a car only to realize it followed you in. ;D
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Post by Demona on Nov 12, 2008 9:03:56 GMT -5
Or cutting one, leaving, and coming back to the same spot and the fart's still there!
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Post by Kimm on Nov 12, 2008 18:51:29 GMT -5
LOL! Share the love! I've never been dragged outside, but I have been pushed out the door by my roommate at school when I created an instant gas chamber! Fun times! That means you have gotten the best of them. I know I mentioned this before but I remember my grandma thought my grandpa did it once when it was me. I was walking behind them on the deck and I let go a long BBBBPPLLLLLAAAATTTTTTTTT My grandma glares at my grandpa and goes "So the bean casserole exploded huh, Charlie?" I started giggling and my grandpa goes "I cant take credit for that no matter how good of 1 it was. I go "Oh yeah that was me, I farted." My grandma goes "Well keep your distance if youre going to keep doing that." ;D |
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Post by farti1 on Nov 12, 2008 20:54:43 GMT -5
The rest room at my place of employment is about 5 foot square. You kinda back in and set down to use it and the best part is there is no window or vent fan in it. I will go in there and "spread the joy" then I go stand behind the parts counter and watch the reactions  Some people will stick their nose in the door and spin around and scurry off to another corner of the shop. |
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Post by Kimm on Nov 15, 2008 18:36:45 GMT -5
Im going bowling tonight and I had Checkers hamburger for lunch. I should be blowing some long loud farts tonight. ;D
I was eating that and my mom goes "Im glad youre not hanging out with us tonight, youre going to be farting up a storm."
I go "Yeah," My boyfriend and my brother and my friends are going to be victimized.
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