aaron
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Oct 29, 2008 12:57:08 GMT -5
Post by aaron on Oct 29, 2008 12:57:08 GMT -5
What was your longest fart ever?
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Oct 29, 2008 19:12:26 GMT -5
Post by Blastgirl on Oct 29, 2008 19:12:26 GMT -5
At least five or six seconds. Hee hee.
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Kimm
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Oct 30, 2008 18:24:08 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Oct 30, 2008 18:24:08 GMT -5
What was your longest fart ever? Im positive Ive broken 10 seconds several times. Ive also farted in excess of 100 times in a days time. I always fart at least 70 times a day. ;D |
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Oct 30, 2008 20:15:03 GMT -5
Post by farti1 on Oct 30, 2008 20:15:03 GMT -5
Holy smoking sphincters, Batman. That thing has to have some massive callouses on it  Keep on tootin, Kimm and Blastgirl! My average is between 5-10 seconds with a rare longer putter bomb. |
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Oct 30, 2008 23:17:09 GMT -5
Post by Antonio on Oct 30, 2008 23:17:09 GMT -5
Ive broken 10 mabey 11 seconds, I dont think it is possible to fart that long with out pausing with out pausing or messing up your pants, 10 seconds is a long time.
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Oct 31, 2008 1:48:58 GMT -5
Post by Blastgirl on Oct 31, 2008 1:48:58 GMT -5
We have a definite rule if there's a pause that's not a long fart anymore it's a different fart.
BBBPPLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT would be one fart
BBBBBBPPPLLLLLLLAAAATTTTTTT BBBBBBBPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAATTTTT would be two. ;D Yeah I'm thirty two years old. ;D
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Kimm
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Oct 31, 2008 16:46:24 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Oct 31, 2008 16:46:24 GMT -5
My dad said that if national fuel put a meter at my butt there would be no gas crisis at all.
I take that as a compliment. ;D
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Nov 1, 2008 1:45:05 GMT -5
Post by Ordinaryguy on Nov 1, 2008 1:45:05 GMT -5
;D Yeah I'm thirty two years old. ;D
The day you're too old to analyze farts is the day you might as well just give up on life.
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Nov 2, 2008 21:44:26 GMT -5
Post by Demona on Nov 2, 2008 21:44:26 GMT -5
I don't time my farts, but I've done long drawn out rippy ones on rare occasions.
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Nov 3, 2008 0:15:14 GMT -5
Post by Bartleby, the Scrivener on Nov 3, 2008 0:15:14 GMT -5
I can do a minute if I want to....
Yeah, I'm just that awesome.
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Nov 3, 2008 1:29:04 GMT -5
Post by Blastgirl on Nov 3, 2008 1:29:04 GMT -5
;D Yeah I'm thirty two years old. ;D The day you're too old to analyze farts is the day you might as well just give up on life. As you explain it like that, thank you. ;D ;D |
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Nov 3, 2008 9:55:30 GMT -5
Post by latenighter on Nov 3, 2008 9:55:30 GMT -5
Meh, I have gotten you girls beat lol
When people call me an "Old Fart" I take that as a compliment lol
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Nov 4, 2008 2:10:31 GMT -5
Post by Blastgirl on Nov 4, 2008 2:10:31 GMT -5
So what's your longest hangtime then? ;D
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Nov 5, 2008 8:10:59 GMT -5
Post by Demona on Nov 5, 2008 8:10:59 GMT -5
Crap...I think I deleted a post by mistake trying to quote when I hit modify. Sorry Blastgirl! Re-post if you want!
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Nov 5, 2008 9:35:32 GMT -5
Post by latenighter on Nov 5, 2008 9:35:32 GMT -5
So what's your longest hangtime then? ;D I managed a fifteen second one once, it was a curry burner with a explosive aftershock lol |
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Kimm
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Nov 5, 2008 19:12:34 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Nov 5, 2008 19:12:34 GMT -5
What does 1 eat for a 15 second ripper? Chicken wings are good long loud bomb makers.
If you want the total package long loud and stink wings are the best thing to have.
Chive soup when I have that I fart short. Loud stinky but no hangtime at all.
Its like BPLAT! I had that chive soup and kept blowing those loud short farts. My dad goes "HOLY youknow what KIMMMM!!! That wasnt much of 1 but geez does that reek!" ;D
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Nov 7, 2008 19:48:08 GMT -5
Post by Ordinaryguy on Nov 7, 2008 19:48:08 GMT -5
I think my longer ones are usually just south of 10 seconds. 7-9 probably.
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Kimm
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Nov 7, 2008 20:56:52 GMT -5
Post by Kimm on Nov 7, 2008 20:56:52 GMT -5
Next time Ill get out a stop watch and let you know how it goes.
Ive done the count before. ;D Im ladylike arent I?
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