Kimm
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Post by Kimm on Oct 10, 2008 20:41:40 GMT -5
This happened about 5 years ago. I was watching something on tv and my brother was being stupid so he changed the channel and I got the remote off the table and held onto it.
So our sites beloved Dannyboy grabbed at me to try to get the remote. When I rolled onto the floor to protect the remote he grabbed my foot and started dragging me. I was sliding on my butt and my back laughing and he dragged me around the room but I blew 2 or 3 farts without warning.
They went kind of like BBBBBBBPPPLLLLLLAAAAATTTTTT
Then BBPLATTT........BBPPLLAATT
Dan dropped my foot and walked away. And I still had the remote so I definitely won that time. ;D ;D
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Post by Mahnarch on Oct 19, 2008 20:23:54 GMT -5
But, had he kept dragging you he'd have been 'upwind'. So he wouldn't have any worries.
I think he gave up too soon on his battle.
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Post by Kimm on Oct 24, 2008 20:06:22 GMT -5
I think my family is just conditioned to run whenever I break wind. I think he kind of ran saying "Kimmy farted!" or "Kimmys farting"
I farted on him the other day he was taking my pens just to be stupid and later when he wasnt expecting it he was on the floor watching tv. I had a fart ready he was on his side on the floor I sat on his arm and it was an average
BBBBBPPPPPLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTT
He tried to punch at me but missed. I fanned my butt air toward him and giggled. He shook his head and goes "You have the raunchy ass."
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Post by dannyboy on Oct 25, 2008 11:52:53 GMT -5
Believe me when Kim starts ripping them you just run.
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Post by Antonio on Oct 25, 2008 18:54:37 GMT -5
lol kims farts arent that bad.
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Post by Blastgirl on Oct 26, 2008 1:07:56 GMT -5
lol kims farts arent that bad. That's what YOU think. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Oct 26, 2008 14:38:42 GMT -5
lol kims farts arent that bad. Dont be so sure. I just blew a fart right now. It was a fluff type but it smells real bad. Im over here giggling my dad goes "I think she farted!" I just confirmed that I did. Im waving it that way. My dad goes "I think you sh!t your pants." Its gross here. My bro admitted defeat in this very thread ;D I think Im going to have the sbds for the rest of the day. |
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Post by Antonio on Oct 30, 2008 0:10:47 GMT -5
Yea I dated a girl who farted like a killer, except her farts are really loud and long like mine which might brought us together.
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Post by Kimm on Oct 30, 2008 18:22:22 GMT -5
I fart like a killer too. Im not a bit ashamed either infact Im rather proud. I always admit to it and I usually brag about it. ;D
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