Protein Farts

[Antonio]

These last 3 weeks I been farting like crazy, I been eating really clean lately, allot of fruits,veggies,meat,protein shakes and supplements and I been a non stop fart machine. The other night I gassed my own self out my room and sprayed air-freshener several times. I'm usually immune to my own gas but man these farts could make a person faint. I guess those foods are cleansing my system and I gotta get used to mixing all those foods.

[dannyboy]

Well I'm about to get a gas meter and put it at Kimm's butt and start sending a bill.

People who don't know my family can't believe my sister clears rooms the way she does. Then they see her picture and they really don't believe it.