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Post by Demona on Sept 22, 2008 7:23:04 GMT -5
I've been eating those all day yesterday and this morning, and you know what? They're gassy! Know what else? They make you regular! A little too regular...  Incase you're constipated, now you know the cure-all recipe! I was dissapointed though, because the first time I ate dried apricots years ago, I was ripping loud ones left and right, now I just need to go! |
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Post by Phil on Sept 22, 2008 13:01:07 GMT -5
Dried fruits are the original 'natural' laxative.
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 23, 2008 20:05:06 GMT -5
I remember a post like that on Farts.com. Dried fruit will make you TOOT! Also try Trail Mix and Lime Flavored Peanuts... A couple of real butt blasters. |
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 24, 2008 0:37:13 GMT -5
Onions are fuel making too. ;D
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Post by Pumpkin on Sept 24, 2008 13:19:13 GMT -5
I like pumpkin pie filling. ;D As far as dried fruit goes, pitted and chopped dates produce lots of fireworks! ;D I ate some dates before going on a date with the Mrs. way back when we were just kids.....I almost didn't get another date with her after I tooted like a foghorn. ;D She was not as amused as I was  But love conquers all. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Sept 28, 2008 10:34:38 GMT -5
I cant remember what Ive been eating the last 2 days but yesterday and today Ive been blowing farts that would kill a horse.
I gagged my dad a few minutes ago. I didnt think it was going to smell that bad.
It was a simple twin popper you know, 2 fast BBPLLAATT......BBPPLLAATT
I giggled and my dad chuckles like usual and that was that we thought and about a minute later it was gagifying.
My dad goes "What the hell did you eat, Kimmy?" "Gee whiz this is like the gas chamber at its worst."
I think I had some pizza last night before bed and today I had some coffee and a muffin that combination seems to be mighty stink formula.
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Post by latenighter on Oct 6, 2008 11:22:22 GMT -5
I think I had some pizza last night before bed and today I had some coffee and a muffin that combination seems to be mighty stink formula. Pulled up a diner the other night and had something I haven't had in a long time, a bacon and egg roll. Well the morning after was nothing tho speak about... Really a sort of smell free zone, didn't even let even one fart fly, most un-latenighter. I made myself a cup of coffee, little realising that I was using the GFs *shudders* decaf   Well after about three hours it was time to head out on the road again. As soon as I sat in the cab of the truck I farted so badly that I thought the windows were going to fog up. It stank like the nine chambers of hell and it BURNED! I not only did it once, but every 2 to 3 minutes on the hour drive to the depot. I backed into the depot and got out of the cab of my truck and waited for my turn to load. My boss jumped into my truck while my back was turned, he was going to shift it, but soon lost interest in the idea.  I continued like that ALL shift and half the next day. All I can put it down to was a combination of the bacon and egg with the *shudders* decaf. |
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Post by Kimm on Oct 13, 2008 23:39:12 GMT -5
I had chicken wings last night and all day today I've been blowing farts that would curl your hair.
I got home last night I go "I had chicken wings tonight." My dad goes "Great youre going to be farting a lot. You should sleep with a window open so you dont suffocate tonight."
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Post by Beangirl on Oct 14, 2008 20:52:56 GMT -5
I have a virus that has been going around work. My farts are like two dozen rotten eggs everytime. |
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Post by Blastgirl on Oct 17, 2008 1:46:18 GMT -5
Nothing clears a room faster than the eggy kind. ;D
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Post by fartinggurl on Oct 23, 2008 23:23:24 GMT -5
A couple mornings ago I was just waking up, and I let off a rotten egg fart while still under the covers. When I let it off, I was only half awake, but one whiff of that fart, I was wide awake and I quickly threw the covers off me and jumped out of bed. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Oct 24, 2008 19:56:45 GMT -5
YOu Dutch Ovened yourself. Thats a way to start your day.
I did 2 real loud getting ready this morning even though the door to my room was closed they were really loud and right in a row
BBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT
My mom goes "I heard that Im not coming in there anytime soon." All I could do was giggle.
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Post by latenighter on Nov 3, 2008 10:10:04 GMT -5
I went out to a holloween party on saturday night and spent the night drinking vodka and beer chasers. I don't remember how many but I woke up on sunday morning dressed in someone elses costume lol I am not game to ask lol.
Anyway since sunday I have been cutting hot wafters, these things are the semi silent scalding hot rushes of air that burn on the way out, scorch your butt, and send your nose screaming.
This is monday for me now and they are not getting better, if anything they are getting worse. I will let you know when it ends.
Sheesh just cut one so bad I think I am going to puke lol
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Post by Kimm on Nov 5, 2008 19:19:00 GMT -5
Once or twice Ive blown farts that were so bad my dad or my brother held me in a position my mom sprayed my butt with glade or Lysol.
I cut an sbd in my dads car last night on the way home I just started giggling. My dad goes "Ohhh I guess that means she farted!" I go "Yep thats what it means." A few moments later it was killerly bad.
We got home my dad goes "Your daughter got me good on the ride home. She farted all the way home." I go "not all the way just the last few minutes."
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