For the pet owners

[latenighter]

Which pet has the worst gas?

I have two dogs, and guarenteed they pump out more noxious butt gasses than you can hurl your cookies at. lol.

For example if a visitor comes to the door that they know, guarenteed you will NOT be able to get near the door for 10 mins. Massive hang time for a dog lol.

Ohh and before I forget, one of my dogs was sitting next to me, and she was sitting at just the right angle and out came "Pfffbtttt!!" She had this shocked look in her eyes as if to say "Where the hell did that come from?" Next thing I know she ran from the room. Two seconds later so did I. Half a tin of glade later I am back at my desk lol.

[Kimm]

Pets can be potent. I never knew that until story exchanges like this.

[racere7773]

Mr. Midnight has quite a gas problem at times. Both after litter box and just laying around sleeping. A couple times he gassed and walked away looking at us spraying air freshener like he was innocent.