Post by Pumpkin on Sept 6, 2008 13:02:46 GMT -5
It was a red letter day in farting history for me yesterday. Mrs. Pumpkin and I had some Italian food, and it really kicked in for me last night.
We were watching TV when I let go a mighty BLAAAROWAP! ;D It was a near ear-shattering blast. My poor Mrs. was sitting downwind from me. We had a ceiling fan going, and it took the nose hair withering stink right to her.
All of sudden she says "WHOA" and covers her nose with her shirt. "Oh, that's BAD!" she glared at me. "GO OUTSIDE AND DO THAT NEXT TIME!"
In the mean time, I'm a giggling fool.
I didn't plan it that way, but that was a fart for the ages. It had lots of noise and stink. ;D
We were watching TV when I let go a mighty BLAAAROWAP! ;D It was a near ear-shattering blast. My poor Mrs. was sitting downwind from me. We had a ceiling fan going, and it took the nose hair withering stink right to her.
All of sudden she says "WHOA" and covers her nose with her shirt. "Oh, that's BAD!" she glared at me. "GO OUTSIDE AND DO THAT NEXT TIME!"
In the mean time, I'm a giggling fool.
I didn't plan it that way, but that was a fart for the ages. It had lots of noise and stink. ;D
