Post by fartinggurl on Sept 4, 2008 21:34:39 GMT -5
I live in a two-story house, and when you walk up the stairs and make a sharp right turn at the top of the stairs, you're in front of my bedroom door, and right at the bottom of the stairs is the kitchen, so basically my bedroom is above the kitchen. I had to explain this first, since it has to do with the story I'm about to tell.
Anyway last Sunday I had to be at work by 10:00 am, and I woke up about three hours before I had to leave. After coming back to my room after using the bathroom, I went back to my room and closed the door, like always, but this time when I shut the door, it didn't latch, and I didn't notice. Since my parents were still asleep, I decided to listen to music on my MP3 player, so I would not wake them up, and read a book, with my back to my bedroom door. As I was listening to music and reading, I must have farted at least 20 times in a span of about two hours. A couple of these farts I could hear over the music on my MP3 player. ;D
When it was time for me to get ready for work, I noticed that I didn't shut my door completely, and that one of our cats had opened the door all the way. Anyway I went to take a shower, then put on my work clothes. When I went downstairs, I saw my mom downstairs in the kitchen, and I thought that she woke up while I was in the shower. As I was putting on my shoes, my mom said to me, "I want to thank you for that entertainment." I was confused at first, but then my mom told me that she woke up a couple minutes before I did, so she could prepare that night's dinner and put it in the refridgerator, and when it came time for dinner she could just throw it into the oven to cook. Apparently as she was cooking, she could hear me farting all the way up in my bedroom, which made me laugh. So I gave my mother some "music" to listen to as she cooked. ;D
Anyway last Sunday I had to be at work by 10:00 am, and I woke up about three hours before I had to leave. After coming back to my room after using the bathroom, I went back to my room and closed the door, like always, but this time when I shut the door, it didn't latch, and I didn't notice. Since my parents were still asleep, I decided to listen to music on my MP3 player, so I would not wake them up, and read a book, with my back to my bedroom door. As I was listening to music and reading, I must have farted at least 20 times in a span of about two hours. A couple of these farts I could hear over the music on my MP3 player. ;D
When it was time for me to get ready for work, I noticed that I didn't shut my door completely, and that one of our cats had opened the door all the way. Anyway I went to take a shower, then put on my work clothes. When I went downstairs, I saw my mom downstairs in the kitchen, and I thought that she woke up while I was in the shower. As I was putting on my shoes, my mom said to me, "I want to thank you for that entertainment." I was confused at first, but then my mom told me that she woke up a couple minutes before I did, so she could prepare that night's dinner and put it in the refridgerator, and when it came time for dinner she could just throw it into the oven to cook. Apparently as she was cooking, she could hear me farting all the way up in my bedroom, which made me laugh. So I gave my mother some "music" to listen to as she cooked. ;D
