Post by fartinggurl on Sept 4, 2008 20:22:33 GMT -5
A Sunday school teacher asks her young class one day, "Children, can anybody tell me where you can find Jesus?"
Little Julie raises her hand, and when the teacher calls on her, Julie says, "Jesus is in our hearts, teacher."
"Very good, Julie." the teacher says. "Can anybody else tell me where you can find Jesus?"
Little Timmy raises his hand and says, "Teacher, Jesus is in my bathroom."
The teacher is confused by Timmy's answer, so she asks him, "Timmy, could you explain to me why you think Jesus is in your bathroom?''
Timmy nods and replies, "Well, teacher, I know Jesus is in my bathroom because every morning when my dad wakes up, he runs into the hallway, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, 'Jesus Christ! Are you still in there?'"
Little Julie raises her hand, and when the teacher calls on her, Julie says, "Jesus is in our hearts, teacher."
"Very good, Julie." the teacher says. "Can anybody else tell me where you can find Jesus?"
Little Timmy raises his hand and says, "Teacher, Jesus is in my bathroom."
The teacher is confused by Timmy's answer, so she asks him, "Timmy, could you explain to me why you think Jesus is in your bathroom?''
Timmy nods and replies, "Well, teacher, I know Jesus is in my bathroom because every morning when my dad wakes up, he runs into the hallway, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, 'Jesus Christ! Are you still in there?'"
