Attacked at work

[Phil]

This had to be 5 years ago because this guy has since retired.

I got called in to replace ballasts in office building. While I was up on a ladder wiring the new parts in the old superintendent lets go and it was just something that could wake a dead person. And if anybody had lit a match the windows would have blown out. This old geezer chuckled and walked outside.

Meanwhile I'm not really where I can put this stuff down and get off the ladder.

That was a kind of attack and abuse of authority as well as an attempt to kill 1 of the shift's most qualified workers.

I should have reported that to the union.

[Mahnarch]

Oh...that's one count of Aggravated ASSault, right there - with Colonious Incense*.





*'Felonious Intent' - that's best I could do.....sorry...

[Beangirl]

LOL! Funny Story Phil... ;D

[fartinggurl]

I remember you telling this story a while ago. That was a funny story.

[Kimm]

Sept 4, 2008 21:37:06 GMT -5 fartinggurl said:

I remember you telling this story a while ago. That was a funny story.

I remember it too.
I also remember working at a store and telling everybody in a break room that I had to fart and then let it go. It was loud and before long its vaporous flooded the room. I felt kind of like an ambusher that time. ;D

Ambush farts are kind of funny. I did an sbd not too long ago and I was able not to laugh because I usually do.

My dad suddenly looks over and goes "KIMMMMMM DID YOU FART?"
I go "yeah, I did. Does is smell real bad?"

My dad goes "Yes."
I go "does it smell really really really bad?"

My dad goes "YES it smells really really really bad!!!!"

I go "thats good."

;D

[Antonio]

Back in highschool I had a reputation amongst my teamates for farting all the because I did, during film I would attack my teamates by letting out a SBD some times I would even blame the cloest lineman if I thought I was gonna get punished .