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Post by Demona on Aug 18, 2008 19:28:46 GMT -5
I had the rest of last nights Taco Bell food this morning, and went to bed. Later on, a friend came over...
So before we get to his car, I say I need to fart. Big surprise...I really tried to let rip on the way there, I just couldn't work it out! The second I sit down in the car...BBBPPLLAAATTT!
He says to me, "You had to wait 'till you got in the car!"
On the way, I let a one note BLATT! Followed by, "You're not very ladylike!"
I cut another at the computer and he held his nose, the first stinky one among all the farts!
Good times!
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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 18, 2008 22:11:02 GMT -5
Car farts are the worst. ;D
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Post by Demona on Aug 19, 2008 2:59:35 GMT -5
The first ones didn't stink, just the one at home!
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Post by Kimm on Aug 22, 2008 20:02:25 GMT -5
If I had a nickel for everybody who said it wasnt ladylike to fart Id be able to buy the earth.
I wont have very ladylike posture or expression if I have to hold it in forever either.
The best way to get rid of unwanted gas is to fart.
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Post by Bartleby, the Scrivener on Aug 22, 2008 21:16:22 GMT -5
For some unknown reason I clicked this thread and there happened to be an add for a Beano rip-off.... not very good advertising on their part.
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Post by Kimm on Aug 22, 2008 21:34:53 GMT -5
For some unknown reason I clicked this thread and there happened to be an add for a Beano rip-off.... not very good advertising on their part. Beano is the anti-hero with this group though. ;D ;D |
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Post by Antonio on Aug 24, 2008 15:49:31 GMT -5
Car farts are the worst Im pro farting anywhere anytime, but my car and the dinner table are usually off limits, I guess its a respect thing for me, I usually ask you ahead of time not to do it in my car, now if were in you car I cant stop you. I gave my ex girl a couple of free passes in my car I will usually show pitty if you really need to let it out.
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Post by Kimm on Aug 24, 2008 16:16:33 GMT -5
I usually just let go if its a funny situation. Not much if everybodys mad anyway because that kind of just makes it worse.
I will have to say I would not fart at a supper table or fine dinning but casual dining I do. Pizza Hut, McDonalds Dennys, Friendlys and such.
I remember I blew a big sbd at a pizza place a few moments later my dad goes "KIMMMMMMMMMMM!"
I go "yeah I farted."
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Post by Antonio on Aug 26, 2008 23:46:34 GMT -5
I usually just let go if its a funny situation. Not much if everybodys mad anyway because that kind of just makes it worse. I will have to say I would not fart at a supper table or fine dinning but casual dining I do. Pizza Hut, McDonalds Dennys, Friendlys and such. I remember I blew a big sbd at a pizza place a few moments later my dad goes "KIMMMMMMMMMMM!" I go "yeah I farted." I would let you get a couple of free passes but other wise I would ask you not to rip in my car or while Im eating, or I will get you back with one of my bad ones. |
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Post by Pumpkin on Aug 27, 2008 14:14:02 GMT -5
My car is a rolling fart box when I am in it. ;D
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