HA

[Kimm]

Just about 5 minutes ago I farted. It was a sbd.

It burned and I managed not to laugh too hard because usually I give it away by laughing.

My dad goes "SO WHO FARTED KIM?" I go "yeah I did."
My dad goes "I can smell it still" after he was on the far end of the room.

I go "Thats good." I took a book and fanned near by butt.

My mom comes in and my dad goes "Id steer clear of that area over there near Kim she farted."

I go "Aww come on its not that bad." It is though.

[Kimm]

This just happened seconds ago.
This was among the loudest of my life.
Im at the computer Wood chair. ;D

My boyfriend is here eating a sub and watching a Laural and Hardy DVD.

My parents are folding towels or whatever.

So Anyhoo.
I just lifted a butt cheek and blew a long loud fart. I knew it would make some noise but I didnt expect this.

It went.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

My dad goes "HOLY SH-T KIMMMMMMM" You blew a hole in that chair!!!!!"

My mom goes "I woudlnt come over there any time soon."

My boyfriend slides over but keeps eating more or less not affected by it.

It reeks. Still.

My mom sprayed some glade or something and she goes "I think you crapped your pants Kimmy. Holy cow."

I really didnt know it was going to be this bad though. ;D

[Pumpkin]

:-*LMBO.........

I like those ones that are underestimated. I did one the other night that I thought was going to be small. I said, "I gotta fart". My Mrs. just looked at me like

I rolled up on my left cheek and released a shocking BOOooooooWEAROooooooWAHF.....BLUP. We gave each other a look before I started laughing. "You're so juvenile" she scolded me. I was. I am. ;D

[fartinggurl]

I did something like that tonight. It was after dinner, and I was downstairs Swiffering the kitchen. I had to fart what I thought was going to be a small fart, so I stopped, and let off a BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! and I started laughing. My dad, who was getting something to drink out of the refridgerator, walked out of the kitchen very quickly and said, "I don't want to smell that one. It sounded like a nasty one." He was right because it reeked. ;D

[Kimm]

If its long and loud it usually reeks.

I did the pull my finger thing to my cousin who is about 16. He likes fart humor. His mom is my cousin she is like 33 maybe something like that. Well I did the pull my finger thing and my cousin Jenn goes "I hear a creaky bench." Paul goes "No Kim blew a fart!!!"

Jenn comes over and says "I can do better." Her mom is my Aunt Barb who might be the Queen mother of farts. Aunt Barb goes "You cant hold a candle to Kim. If I ever cash in Kim will be the new Queen mother of farts." "But I have a lot of years of good farts ahead of me."

A while later Jenn farted. It was actually pretty loud but her mom goes "Lame" just to bust on her.

[Kimm]

I had a peppersteak sandwich for supper.

Yeah I know, ;D

Well my boyfriend and I were watching Grease (We have seen it a million times)
Well I let go a long burning sbd. It must have taken at least 5 seconds to get it out and it burned my butt all the way out.

A moment later it reeked. I mean like theres no tomorrow. My boyfriend goes "HOLY SH,T KIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!" He stood up and walked away. My parents were in the kitchen with my aunt my dad turns around and goes "Adam buddy did she ambush you?"

I go "Oh yeah it was a mighty 1."

After about 2 mins my mom goes "Its made its way over here you stinky little ....."

I smiled and said "thats good. It is what it is."

I cut at least 5 more before the end of the movie.

[Ordinaryguy]

Oh, those summer nights...

[Kimm]

Lastnight. ;D

In the living room I was sitting on the floor and I go "I have major gas right now." My mom goes "And thats different from some other times how?"

I smiled and I go "Well right now I am definitely in pain."

I lifted a cheek and I blew a long loud
BBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
"That felt good" I smiled.

Then there were 3 right after
BBPPLLAATT.......BBPPLAATT.....BBPPLLAATT

My dad clapped his hands and goes "Oh Kimmys encore performance." ;D

A moment later it was reekish. My dad goes "Yeah Kimmers that definitely is your poison."

My mom goes "get your stinky butt out of here."

I walked around and fanned it out a bit.

[dannyboy]

I locked her foul ass out of a motel room for a while once. I was watching sports center and she keeps farting and waiving it at me. I fixed her that time.

[Antonio]

Sept 28, 2008 14:53:33 GMT -5 dannyboy said:

I locked her foul ass out of a motel room for a while once. I was watching sports center and she keeps farting and waiving it at me. I fixed her that time.

My friend does the same thing the ther day she did it while I was watching I AM LEGEND I made her go outside.

[Kimm]

I was sitting on our back deck the other day actually last night. I was next to my boyfriend and my cousin. I felt 1 coming and I let it go it was a
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I lifted 1 cheek.

My dad looks over and goes "that was a loud 1!" I raised my hand and I go "I did it."

My dad goes "I think we all knew it was you that farted Kim."

My mom goes "The neighbors heard it too. I admire that Adam and Wendy are still over there with you."

I guess theyre immune by now.

[Kimm]

I was leaning over the rails of the deck to get a beachball and I farted a long loud
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

My boyfriend goes "NIce." Keep it over there.

I fanned my butt and giggled. My mom comes out as Im fanning my butt and goes "Did you sh!t your pants?" I go "NO it was just a fart."
My boyfriend goes "I woudlnt be so sure about hat."

My mom goes "It smells bad enough Im not hanging around out here. I have a gas machine for a daughter."