Post by Mahnarch on Aug 13, 2008 2:17:14 GMT -5
Now that _glitch_ is back in our midsts (midtstes? midstseses? midstii?) it's time to sit down with the....
..OH! I forgot an intro!!
***
The sun bakes down onto the main, dirt road passing through the center of the old western town.
Tumbleweeds roll down the barren street as shudders swing in the breeze. The citizens stay hidden in their homes - peeking through thick curtains.
The only human presence is a single, darkly clad man, riding a horse that's pacing up and down the street.
_GLIIITCCHH_!!!. Come on out, if you know what's good for ya!!, the horseman yells.
No one appears.
_GLITCH_!! You yellow belly!! Your time is due!, he calls again, firing a shot into the air from his pistol.
Suddenly, from out of a double swing door at the tavern a head pops out.
"What?!", asks _glitch_.
"It's your time, dude!", the dark rider says, dismounting his horse and shooing it away.
"Can you hang on? I just want to finish this beer!, says _glitch_
"Oh, sure. What are you drinkin', the rider starts, then realizes his mistake ....wait! NO!! Get out here!!"
The two men face off against each other on the street - pistols hung low.
"Draw!", the man says.
Both men simultaneously pull out a small box from their back pockets and each start mashing buttons.
After several seconds of 'blips' and 'bleeps' the dark rider yells out, "Pikachu! I choose you!"
Shortly after the man raises his arms in victory, putting away his wireless fighting game*, having thoroughly beaten his opponent.
The dark rider lifts his hat, revealing himself to be none other the Mahnarch, himself!! (surprised? I was.)
The duo sit at the saloons' outdoor table and have a chat.
*I'm having a brain fart as to what the actual name of that game is - where 'if you get into the area of someone else who has one, you can battle each other'.
***
Now, _glitch_
1) Are you now, or have you ever used a 2 for 1 coupon?
2) How many batteries does your flashlight use? Mag light?
3) How many inches is it from the ground to the bottom of your chin?
4) What color is your wallet?
5) If you could control the weather would you keep it winter or summer?
6) If you wrapped your index finger and your thumb around your opposite wrist. Would they touch?
7) Can you touch your tongue to your nose (without help from your finger)?
8) If you owned a calender for every year since your birth, how many calenders would you own?
9) How many steps is it from your front door to your car? (normal stride)
10) What's the last physical piece of mail you sent out?
11) What color are the socks you are wearing, right now?
12) What is the combination on your luggage?
13) If you could fly, what's the highest altitude you'd get to before you freaked out?
14) Do you own a toaster? How many slices does it hold?
15) What is the coolest poster on your wall?
16) If you were an Olympic Athlete what sport would you be in?
17) If you were to chop down a tree, the old fashioned way, which direction would the Axe swing? (left to right? right to left?)
18) If the cops busted down your door, what would they be there for?
19) How many trees are there in your front yard?
20) When you pick your nose, which pinkie do you instinctively use?
And a bonus,
21) How many quarters can you fit up one nostril? (my sister can do 6)
..OH! I forgot an intro!!
***
The sun bakes down onto the main, dirt road passing through the center of the old western town.
Tumbleweeds roll down the barren street as shudders swing in the breeze. The citizens stay hidden in their homes - peeking through thick curtains.
The only human presence is a single, darkly clad man, riding a horse that's pacing up and down the street.
_GLIIITCCHH_!!!. Come on out, if you know what's good for ya!!, the horseman yells.
No one appears.
_GLITCH_!! You yellow belly!! Your time is due!, he calls again, firing a shot into the air from his pistol.
Suddenly, from out of a double swing door at the tavern a head pops out.
"What?!", asks _glitch_.
"It's your time, dude!", the dark rider says, dismounting his horse and shooing it away.
"Can you hang on? I just want to finish this beer!, says _glitch_
"Oh, sure. What are you drinkin', the rider starts, then realizes his mistake ....wait! NO!! Get out here!!"
The two men face off against each other on the street - pistols hung low.
"Draw!", the man says.
Both men simultaneously pull out a small box from their back pockets and each start mashing buttons.
After several seconds of 'blips' and 'bleeps' the dark rider yells out, "Pikachu! I choose you!"
Shortly after the man raises his arms in victory, putting away his wireless fighting game*, having thoroughly beaten his opponent.
The dark rider lifts his hat, revealing himself to be none other the Mahnarch, himself!! (surprised? I was.)
The duo sit at the saloons' outdoor table and have a chat.
*I'm having a brain fart as to what the actual name of that game is - where 'if you get into the area of someone else who has one, you can battle each other'.
***
Now, _glitch_
1) Are you now, or have you ever used a 2 for 1 coupon?
2) How many batteries does your flashlight use? Mag light?
3) How many inches is it from the ground to the bottom of your chin?
4) What color is your wallet?
5) If you could control the weather would you keep it winter or summer?
6) If you wrapped your index finger and your thumb around your opposite wrist. Would they touch?
7) Can you touch your tongue to your nose (without help from your finger)?
8) If you owned a calender for every year since your birth, how many calenders would you own?
9) How many steps is it from your front door to your car? (normal stride)
10) What's the last physical piece of mail you sent out?
11) What color are the socks you are wearing, right now?
12) What is the combination on your luggage?
13) If you could fly, what's the highest altitude you'd get to before you freaked out?
14) Do you own a toaster? How many slices does it hold?
15) What is the coolest poster on your wall?
16) If you were an Olympic Athlete what sport would you be in?
17) If you were to chop down a tree, the old fashioned way, which direction would the Axe swing? (left to right? right to left?)
18) If the cops busted down your door, what would they be there for?
19) How many trees are there in your front yard?
20) When you pick your nose, which pinkie do you instinctively use?
And a bonus,
21) How many quarters can you fit up one nostril? (my sister can do 6)
