Post by fartinggurl on Aug 8, 2008 13:46:59 GMT -5
Last Sunday I went to grandparents house to help them set up their new Wii fit that they had bought a couple days before. After I set it up for them, I was showing them some of the different exercises. I was showing them the ski jump game, and when you do that exercise, you have to squat and then stand up when it comes time to jump. Anyway as I was standing up from a squatting position, I let off a loud fart that went BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP! It started to stink instantly, and since my grandparents had on the overhead fan, the smell went all over the living room. My grandpa said "Holy sh-t, Fartinggurl!" My grandma plugged her nose, went over to the closet, grabbed a bottle of Fabreeze, and sprayed me with it, and I just laughed. ;D
Then later my grandma was trying out the step aerobic exercise while Grandpa and I watched. I was sitting in a chair near the TV, and while my grandma was in the middle of the exercise I farted again. This one also instantly started to smell, and my grandma plugged her nose again, and said to me, "Why did you have to fart over here? I'm right in the middle of the exercise." I laughed again, and my grandpa said for a joke, "That's to encourage you to hurry up and finish the exercise." I laughed even harder. I farted like that a few more times while I was there, and got sprayed with Fabreeze as well.
Then later my grandma was trying out the step aerobic exercise while Grandpa and I watched. I was sitting in a chair near the TV, and while my grandma was in the middle of the exercise I farted again. This one also instantly started to smell, and my grandma plugged her nose again, and said to me, "Why did you have to fart over here? I'm right in the middle of the exercise." I laughed again, and my grandpa said for a joke, "That's to encourage you to hurry up and finish the exercise." I laughed even harder. I farted like that a few more times while I was there, and got sprayed with Fabreeze as well.
