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Post by Kimm on Jul 27, 2008 19:38:57 GMT -5
This afternoon at our house there was a kind of a get together with a few people not a big deal.
About an hour ago I was getting plates to bring to the dishwasher. Well I gathered a few plates and I blew a big 1. I knew it was going to happen it wasnt any surprise.
It was kind of loud BBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT
I go "thats the chicken salad talking back."
My dad goes "I have to admit that was a good 1 Kimmy."
My boyfriend goes "Your ass can guarantee the mosquitoes wont bite.
I scurried out but the others were all fanning their nose and commenting on how bad it smells. I brought the plate sin the kitchen and my mom goes "I gather that means you sh-t your pants in there, KIM!" I go "Yeah. I did. But the chicken salad was demanding an escape Im not holding that in."
PS I just blew 2 farts typing this.
BBPPLLAATT......BBPLLAATT
Yeah its kind of stink but not as bad as earlier. ;D
This just in, or just out I should say. We are heading out right now. That is my boyfriend and me. I just put my hand on my stomach and go then I farted a kind of medium
BBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLAAAATTTTT
I go "On that note Ill be back later." my mom goes "I can hardly wait." My mom is spraying glade right now. ;D
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Post by Pumpkin on Aug 1, 2008 15:38:03 GMT -5
I bet glade gets a good workout with you around, Kim. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Aug 3, 2008 19:05:26 GMT -5
Yeah Ive had my mom spray my butt with glade before. ;D
I think I did the longest fart of my life today. We were out on the back deck and I thought it was going to be a 1 cheek sneak so I lifted my butt on 1 side. My dad goes "we are about to hear some words of wisdom from Kimmy." I go "Yep Im going to fart."
It didnt do what I thought though I was expecting an average BBBPPLLAATTT
Not this time It was not that loud but audible enough and it lasted forever.
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
I couldnt stop laughing. My dad goes "wow Im impressed. that was about 2 minutes. Of course it wasnt that long but it had to be at least 10 seconds.
My mom goes "Im sure you muddied your shorts on that 1." I didnt though (I checked)
It was just air but I never thought it would go on that long. My brother goes "Damn sis what do you keep eating?"
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Post by Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion on Aug 4, 2008 21:27:43 GMT -5
Congratulations on the super long one ;D It sound's like you may have beaten your previous record, I wonder between you and your sister which one holds the long record ;D
Your family and friends hopefully will be nearby anytime one of you breaks another fart record of some sort, We cant have any of them missing that. ;D
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Post by farti1 on Aug 4, 2008 21:46:32 GMT -5
2008 olympic female farting champion, Kimm brings home the gold for the USA ;D
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Post by Demona on Aug 5, 2008 13:12:26 GMT -5
If only a fart olympics really existed!
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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 5, 2008 21:11:34 GMT -5
If only a fart olympics really existed! There's a funny thought. ;D
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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 5, 2008 22:38:32 GMT -5
Congratulations on the super long one ;D It sound's like you may have beaten your previous record, I wonder between you and your sister which one holds the long record ;D There's never been a stopwatch test but I think I have that record. ;D But most often is Kim, HANDS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Antonio on Aug 5, 2008 23:08:14 GMT -5
2008 olympic female farting champion, Kimm brings home the gold for the USA ;D Oh no offens to Kim, but my girl who is a friend would hold that title.
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Post by Classicblast on Aug 5, 2008 23:58:38 GMT -5
2008 olympic female farting champion, Kimm brings home the gold for the USA ;D Oh no offens to Kim, but my girl who is a friend would hold that title. It only proves that the stereo type that girls don't fart as much as guys is nowhere close to true. Obviously we have some site members who disprove that myth and Antonio knows another challenger. All I can say is if you're married to one of these girls, make sure you have the bed cover flapped on the outside in the event you need to make a fast escape from a Dutch Oven.
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Post by Babe Ruth Jr on Aug 9, 2008 21:13:14 GMT -5
Wow. I've never heard of a girl that could fart for 10 seconds before! And Blastgirl says she's farted longer?! How long did that last for? I don't know many girl farters but it's great to know that they exist out there and that they're certainly not ashamed of it!
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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 9, 2008 21:56:01 GMT -5
Babe Ruth Jr, why don't you join the board and then you can call your shot.
So to answer your question, about fifteen seconds and it did not smell pretty. ;D
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Post by Ordinaryguy on Aug 15, 2008 21:08:59 GMT -5
Ok Blastgirl, I love ya but this is hard to believe. One fart over 15 seconds? Are you sure it wasn't multiple farts over that time period?
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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 15, 2008 22:27:48 GMT -5
ROTFLMO It seems it was just one. But when the machine gun fires and you're not sure where the pauses are you just don't know.
I'll say it was one. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Ordinaryguy on Aug 16, 2008 0:41:27 GMT -5
I made Blastgirl ROTFLMO? Now that made my day...
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Post by Kimm on Aug 16, 2008 9:59:41 GMT -5
I just blew a big 1 and it was at least 3 seconds long.
It smells really bad and Im quite proud. ;D
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