Post by fartinggurl on Jul 13, 2008 21:15:17 GMT -5
On day three of our vacation, my mom and I had hair appointments at JCPenney's, since this was the day of my cousin's wedding. After going to our hair appointment, my parents and I went to Sizzler's for lunch, then after Sizzler's, we went to a grocery store to get some pop, cookies, and other snacks, since we would be going home the next day. When we returned to the hotel, we got ready for the wedding.
After the wedding, and after posing for some pictures, my parents, grandparents, and I went back to the hotel, since that was where the reception was being held. Until it was time to go to the reception, we hung around in our rooms. When it was finally time to go to the reception, all the guests ate some finger foods and drank some alcohol until the bride, groom, and wedding party arrived. Once the wedding party arrived, all the guests sat down in the dining room, where each member of the wedding was introduced. After the introduction, my other two cousins gave the toast. After the toast, the waiters brought out our food: first was eggplant, then salad, pasta, and our main dish, which was either beef, chicken, or fish. I had chicken.
After watching the bride and groom's first dance, then the dance with the parents, all the guests began to dance. Then after dancing for a few hours, the bride and groom cut the cake. There was more dancing, of course, and more drinking. When the reception was over, I had three rum and Diet Cokes, two fuzzy navels, a bit of champaigne, a bottle of Budweiser, and a bottle of Heinekin, so I was a bit drunk. Of course I could not fart during the wedding or at the reception, so when my parents, grandparents, and I were in the elevator going back to our rooms, I let off a loud BBBBBLLLLLAAAAAPPPPP! that smelled like rotten eges. I don't remember if anyone said anything about it, since I was laughing hysterically. I of course kept farting like that the rest of the night. My mom threatened that if I kept farting like that, she would make me sleep with my grandparents.
After the wedding, and after posing for some pictures, my parents, grandparents, and I went back to the hotel, since that was where the reception was being held. Until it was time to go to the reception, we hung around in our rooms. When it was finally time to go to the reception, all the guests ate some finger foods and drank some alcohol until the bride, groom, and wedding party arrived. Once the wedding party arrived, all the guests sat down in the dining room, where each member of the wedding was introduced. After the introduction, my other two cousins gave the toast. After the toast, the waiters brought out our food: first was eggplant, then salad, pasta, and our main dish, which was either beef, chicken, or fish. I had chicken.
After watching the bride and groom's first dance, then the dance with the parents, all the guests began to dance. Then after dancing for a few hours, the bride and groom cut the cake. There was more dancing, of course, and more drinking. When the reception was over, I had three rum and Diet Cokes, two fuzzy navels, a bit of champaigne, a bottle of Budweiser, and a bottle of Heinekin, so I was a bit drunk. Of course I could not fart during the wedding or at the reception, so when my parents, grandparents, and I were in the elevator going back to our rooms, I let off a loud BBBBBLLLLLAAAAAPPPPP! that smelled like rotten eges. I don't remember if anyone said anything about it, since I was laughing hysterically. I of course kept farting like that the rest of the night. My mom threatened that if I kept farting like that, she would make me sleep with my grandparents.
