Post by fartinggurl on Jul 13, 2008 20:42:49 GMT -5
On the second day of our vacation, my parents and I woke up at about 7:00 am. I put on my swimsuit, since my parents, grandparents, and I did not have to be at the rehersal until 5:30 pm, so we had some time to relax. Before going swimming, my parents, grandparents, and I had breakfast that was provided by the hotel. After eating, I went to the hotel pool, where I saw my other aunt and younger cousin. We swam for about an hour, then we went back to our rooms, and I showered.
After showering, I got dressed, and since the hotel we were staying at was across the street from a mall, my parents and I went shopping. As my dad was looking at some video cameras at Best Buy, I farted. My parents just ignored it. After leaving Best Buy, we went to Border's, where I got a couple books and a movie. After we were done shopping, my parents and I went to the movies and we saw 'Get Smart,' which was hilarious.
When the movie was over, we had only about an hour until we all had to leave for the wedding rehersal and rehersal dinner. We went to the rehersal, then to the rehersal dinner. The food and the service at the restaurant was awful. The only good thing about the food was that it gave me some good farts. After the dinner, when we returned to our room, I had to take a dump. When I was done in the bathroom, my mom was just about to walk into the bathroom, but quickly changed her mind. She then said to me, "I'm going to shower in your grandparent's room. I'm afraid I'll pass out from the toxic waste smell you left in there." My mom then grabbed a towel, her toothbrush, and pajamas, and went across the hall to my grandparents room. My dad, however, was brave enough to go into the bathroom, but I noticed he didn't stay in there too long. ;D My mom returned to our room soon, and a couple hours later, we went to bed. Before we fell asleep, I let off a BBBLLLAAAPPP! and fanned the blanket I was covered up with. My dad then said, "You don't have to share it with us. Your mother and I can smell it, even if you don't share it." I just laughed, and we soon fell asleep.
After showering, I got dressed, and since the hotel we were staying at was across the street from a mall, my parents and I went shopping. As my dad was looking at some video cameras at Best Buy, I farted. My parents just ignored it. After leaving Best Buy, we went to Border's, where I got a couple books and a movie. After we were done shopping, my parents and I went to the movies and we saw 'Get Smart,' which was hilarious.
When the movie was over, we had only about an hour until we all had to leave for the wedding rehersal and rehersal dinner. We went to the rehersal, then to the rehersal dinner. The food and the service at the restaurant was awful. The only good thing about the food was that it gave me some good farts. After the dinner, when we returned to our room, I had to take a dump. When I was done in the bathroom, my mom was just about to walk into the bathroom, but quickly changed her mind. She then said to me, "I'm going to shower in your grandparent's room. I'm afraid I'll pass out from the toxic waste smell you left in there." My mom then grabbed a towel, her toothbrush, and pajamas, and went across the hall to my grandparents room. My dad, however, was brave enough to go into the bathroom, but I noticed he didn't stay in there too long. ;D My mom returned to our room soon, and a couple hours later, we went to bed. Before we fell asleep, I let off a BBBLLLAAAPPP! and fanned the blanket I was covered up with. My dad then said, "You don't have to share it with us. Your mother and I can smell it, even if you don't share it." I just laughed, and we soon fell asleep.
