Post by fartinggurl on Jul 13, 2008 20:06:31 GMT -5
Finally, here are my vacation stories. On this vacation, my parents, grandparents, and I went to my cousin's wedding, in case you didn't know. Since it took me so long to get them posted, I'm posting them all tonight, so I hope you enjoy.
The night before we left on vacation, my parents and I rented a van, since my grandparents were coming with us, and honestly, eight hours in a car with 5 people would not work. After we picked up the van, my parents and I went to this Italian restaurant for dinner, since it was near the rental place. Unfortunatley (for my parents and grandparents) the farts did not hit until the next day.
So the next day, June 26, the 8 hour car trip began. I was sitting in the back of the van, my grandparents were in the middle, and my parents were up front. Before we stopped for lunch, I cut a few farts that stunk, but I did not hear any complaints from anybody, probably because I was listening to my MP3 player. Then we stopped for lunch at McDonald's, and Taco Bell for me, and we ate in the car. About a half hour after eating, I started ripping off some good farts, and my dad cracked open the back windows where I was sitting. I just laughed. When we finally arrived at the hotel we were staying at, as we unloaded the car, I let off a fart that kind of echoed in the parking lot. ;D I could not stop laughing. Then after we checked in, as we were going up to our rooms in the elevator, I farted again. My dad then said to me, "Could you please not fart while we're all in the elevator?" I just laughed. We then went to our room, my grandparents were across the hall from my parents and I, and we unpacked our stuff.
After unpacking, we all went to my aunt and uncle's house, and visited them for a couple hours. When we finally got back to the hotel, my parents and I ordered pizza for a late dinner. After eating, my parents watched TV while I played Dominoes on my bed. As I was playing, I farted a tiny fart. My dad made fun of it at first, but it started to stink, and it reeked. He then said, "Never mind." My mom then went over to the desk by the window to get away from the smell. ;D A couple hours later we went to bed.
The night before we left on vacation, my parents and I rented a van, since my grandparents were coming with us, and honestly, eight hours in a car with 5 people would not work. After we picked up the van, my parents and I went to this Italian restaurant for dinner, since it was near the rental place. Unfortunatley (for my parents and grandparents) the farts did not hit until the next day.
So the next day, June 26, the 8 hour car trip began. I was sitting in the back of the van, my grandparents were in the middle, and my parents were up front. Before we stopped for lunch, I cut a few farts that stunk, but I did not hear any complaints from anybody, probably because I was listening to my MP3 player. Then we stopped for lunch at McDonald's, and Taco Bell for me, and we ate in the car. About a half hour after eating, I started ripping off some good farts, and my dad cracked open the back windows where I was sitting. I just laughed. When we finally arrived at the hotel we were staying at, as we unloaded the car, I let off a fart that kind of echoed in the parking lot. ;D I could not stop laughing. Then after we checked in, as we were going up to our rooms in the elevator, I farted again. My dad then said to me, "Could you please not fart while we're all in the elevator?" I just laughed. We then went to our room, my grandparents were across the hall from my parents and I, and we unpacked our stuff.
After unpacking, we all went to my aunt and uncle's house, and visited them for a couple hours. When we finally got back to the hotel, my parents and I ordered pizza for a late dinner. After eating, my parents watched TV while I played Dominoes on my bed. As I was playing, I farted a tiny fart. My dad made fun of it at first, but it started to stink, and it reeked. He then said, "Never mind." My mom then went over to the desk by the window to get away from the smell. ;D A couple hours later we went to bed.
