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Post by Pumpkin on Jun 21, 2008 19:02:35 GMT -5
Me and the Mrs. went on a road trip recently.....Yup! You guessed it. ;D I was at my flatulent best---or worst if you ask Mrs. Pumpkin. It must be all the different food I eat when traveling that makes my stomach bulge with gas. I could hear the muffled growls of my colon as it was building to a critical mass and chain reaction.  Then it happened. I pounded a giant VAWUMF into the car seat. About 3 seconds later, Mrs. Pumpkin was cursing me and breathing through the collar of her shirt. It was a pure untreated sewage smell. Awe shucks, I sure enjoyed it all. ;D Pity the poor woman being stuck in a rolling fart can with me for 20 hours.   ;D |
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Post by fartinggurl on Jun 24, 2008 21:32:35 GMT -5
My parents, grandparents, and I are going on an 8 hour car trip on Thursday. We're going to my cousin's wedding, which is in another state. I sense some fart stories from Fartinggurl some time next week. ;D
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Post by Blastgirl on Jun 25, 2008 0:57:38 GMT -5
Car farts are among the funniest because they're trapping.
Keep us posted. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Jun 25, 2008 19:05:52 GMT -5
Pumpkin my boyfriend got just as mad at me last night as your wife did at you in your story.
We went to a special dinner for a banquet for a guy in his fire department. (Adam is a fireman)
They had roast beef marinated in something I never heard of before but it was delicious. I also had a piece of chicken like in buttery something I dont know what it was either but it was just as good as the roastbeef.
Add some mashed potatoes to and some green beans to the mix and some icecream desert and my tummy starts rumbling.
The party ended about 1230 and we headed to the car. As soon as we got outside I blew a long loud fart.
BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I go "Ahhh, whooo that felt good," I flapped the back of my dress too.
Adam goes "I really hope nobody else heard that."
On the ride home (nearly an hour from where we live.) I farted at least 10 times or more.
Each time it was a
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
And a stinker too.
When I got home I couldnt wait to drop a duce. That took a good 20 minutes and I wouldnt go in there after words.
But the dinner was fantastic so it was worth it.
So tonight I was going to my sisters to babysit the boys. So Adam came to our house for supper.
It was spaghetti. Adam goes "I dont think this will make you backfire like last nights dinner."
My dad goes "Was she farting all the way home?" Adam goes "Yeah."
I go "I refuse to burst sorry."
My mom goes "Can we talk about something else please? It is supper time."
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Post by Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion on Jun 26, 2008 0:14:00 GMT -5
My parents, grandparents, and I are going on an 8 hour car trip on Thursday. We're going to my cousin's wedding, which is in another state. I sense some fart stories from Fartinggurl some time next week. ;D UHH OHHH!!! Your family's taking some real chances there aren't they Fartinggurl, actually I guess It's really more like a definite recipe for disaster ;D Good story's in this thread ;D |
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Post by fartinggurl on Jul 2, 2008 19:31:06 GMT -5
Oh yes, there are stories. I will be posting the vacation stories sometime tomorrow, since I don't have a lot of time tonight, so be patient. There will be stories. ;D
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Post by Demona on Jul 2, 2008 19:43:26 GMT -5
Yep, road trips are most fun in the fartmobile! I remember once at the mall a friend gassed two of us out of the car in the parking lot. A rancid rotten egg one! Seems to be the kind she cut best! I told the story on Farts.com years ago and got a JOTD for it.
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Post by fartinggurl on Jul 3, 2008 20:43:45 GMT -5
I know I said that I will be posting the stories here tonight, but I was with my best friend that just had her baby. The vacation fart stories will be posted sometime this weekend. So keep an eye out for them.
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Post by Kimm on Jul 6, 2008 7:36:25 GMT -5
Last night we were heading for home my parents, me and my brother.
I had been eating ballpark food all weekend and you know what that does to people.
I ripped 2 long loud
BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My brother goes "wow Sis, bombs away."
My mom goes thats juicy I hipe you didnt muddy your pants Kim.
I blew a few more farts on the way home my dad goes "What we really need to do is catch the vapors from behind her butt and apply it to powering the car."
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Post by Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion on Jul 6, 2008 16:00:41 GMT -5
Yes, With Gass prices the way they are anyone would be well advised to eat lot's of gassy food before going on trip's ;D It may even be advisable to carry a little hose that one can insert comfortably in their spinster just to concentrate the fumes into more of a fine stream into the gass tank With all science is discovering these day's I think I will still be laughing if vehicles that run on human gass emission's are invented ;D |
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Post by Pumpkin on Jul 22, 2008 16:20:46 GMT -5
I did one in the car the other day. It sounded kind of like VLAROOWUMFF. Eeewwww, I made the mistake of not lifting a cheek. Owe, that stung! And it sure did stink! ;D It was a shame that there was no one to share it with at the time. It was like a combination of rotten eggs and skunk. |
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Post by Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion on Jul 22, 2008 21:16:18 GMT -5
;D Good thing we get to share even the one's that happen while we are alone, Not quite the same as someone beside's ourselves being there in person I know, but it's certainly the next best thing ;D Hi Pumpkin it's good to hear from you again  It's been a while. Of course there are times when being there in person might not alway's be a lucky experience with the really stinky one's But hey how many fart appreciator's aren't at least somewhat of a glutton for punishment ;D |
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Post by Pumpkin on Jul 26, 2008 15:13:27 GMT -5
Hey, it's good to be back! ;D I have had a little heart trouble lately, but the funny thing is that I was hooked up to an event monitor that I have to wear around. When I feel short of breath or have irregular heart beats, I press the record button on the monitor and it records the heart activity so the Dr. can look at it later. Well, me and Mrs. Pumpkin were sitting out on the front porch this morning, and I ripped the chair cushion with a giant BURR-AAAAPPPFFFFF of a fart. She gives me a disgusted look and said, "I'm sure all the neighbors heard that!  No sooner had she said that, and my heart monitor gave a few beeps! She says, "look, you even set off the monitor!" I said, "yep, I really put my heart into that one!" ;D The good news is, besides the fart, that I seem to be in no life-threatening danger. It's most likely an atrial fibrulation (sp?) and can be controlled with meds---we just need to find out for sure it that's what it is---hence the monitor. Yeah, that will be good when I phone in the recording of the heart activity and they ask me what I was doing at the time of the event. "I blew a huge fart!" Heeeeheheeheheheeeee! ;D |
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Post by Blastgirl on Jul 26, 2008 22:25:12 GMT -5
Good news about the non danger. Good news about putting your heart into it too. ;D
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Post by racere7773 on Sept 21, 2008 20:46:53 GMT -5
Mine are worst after Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. close second is after eating at buffet places. Whenever we are in the impala the windows get locked.  |
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Post by Demona on Sept 22, 2008 0:06:31 GMT -5
Mine are worst after Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. close second is after eating at buffet places. Whenever we are in the impala the windows get locked. Do you lock the windows so everyone is trapped in the gas bubble? How evil! Reminds me of how my dad rolls the windows DOWN when we pass a truck hauling livestock and it stinks. |
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Post by Blastgirl on Sept 22, 2008 2:01:20 GMT -5
Power windows with lock ability can be good or bad depending on the use. ;D
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Post by Pumpkin on Sept 22, 2008 12:50:22 GMT -5
I was at my lethal best a few days ago. I was popping and ripping in the car. Mrs. Pumpkin says "hey, I gotta drive this car tomorrow." I just laughed and assured her the air would be fresher tomorrow. I was wrong! ;D She said "I got in the car this morning, and all I could smell was your farts." All I could say to that was... |
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