Post by Mahnarch on Jun 20, 2008 2:11:06 GMT -5
[Author's Note: Dang it! I ruined the set up by printing her name in the title!!! Oh well, on with the piece.]
***
Two sleek, black motorcycles race along the winding mountainous roads - one pursuing the other.
Wildlife races for the forest as the bikes near, at almost unimaginable speeds and zip by in a flash of light.
The riders, both adorned in full body black leather and full faced helmets dodge obstacles and each other on the roadway just as the pursuer catches and sidles up next to his prey.
The chaser pulls a metal bar out of his saddle bag and plunges it into the front spokes of the other bike...
*ting ting ting*
The metal bar vibrates harshly and flings out of his hands.
The chaser yells, "OOOWWWW!!", and stops his bike.
The other bike stops and turns back toward it's nemesis, who's shaking his hand in pain.
The prey raises her helmet, shaking out her long, flowing flocks of blonde, curly hair before asking, "You O.K.?"
The chaser lifts his helmet, shaking out his Marine style buzz cut.
"I don't wanna play, anymore. Can we get to the interview, now?"
The pair park their motorcycles and pull out their picnic accessories - having a roadside snack as Mahnarch asks fartingurl some questions.
"You haven't really shared a lot of personal info with us (that I can remember, or haven't come across, yet) so, a lot of these will be general."
1] Fartinggurl...are those long, flowing locks of blonde hair really yours? Or, are you wearing a wig?
If you're wearing a wig, show us your real hair!
2] How many sunrises have occurred since your appearance on this planet - as opposed to any other planet, I guess....
3] How close is the nearest river (not creek or brook) to your home?
4] What kind of tree is the largest one in your front yard?
5] Describe your "perfect idea" of a custom mailbox (Warning: I may steal that idea...)
6] One cheek sneak, or full on 'lathered up in baby oil on a bare water bed mattress so the neighbors hear' kind of "rip"?
7] What color is the carpet in your hallway? (to the bathroom)
8] What is the closest thing to you (physically) that holds a candle?
9] Let's say I was a cat and I wanted to nap on the highest piece of furniture in your living room. Where would I nap?
10] What brand of printer do you have? Is it 'just' a printer, or does it have other functions?
11] Who is the 5th person in your cell phone's 'Contacts' list? (first name only)
12] What is the theme on your checks?
13] Is the glass half empty, or half full? (ohhh, I'm getting all psychological, now!)
14] Favorite Classical artist?
15] Favorite Metallica song?
16] Favorite kung-fu actor?
17] If I were to LAN fight you in Combat Flight Simulator, would I beat your butt in a Messerschmidt? (I warn you, I have the full 'CH Flight Yoke' with independent throttle, prop and mixture controller for PC and 'Real Life' flight experience.)
18] What color is your TV remote?
19] If I were a sea faring pirate and my ship, the 'Scourging Chipmunk', came up to you, would you turn your ship and try - foolishly [muah ha ha ha ha!!] to out run me, or would you offer to join my crew?
20] How heavy is the piggy bank you keep your change in? (everyone has one, right?)
And, a bonus:
21] What side of your head is the part in your hair?
***
Two sleek, black motorcycles race along the winding mountainous roads - one pursuing the other.
Wildlife races for the forest as the bikes near, at almost unimaginable speeds and zip by in a flash of light.
The riders, both adorned in full body black leather and full faced helmets dodge obstacles and each other on the roadway just as the pursuer catches and sidles up next to his prey.
The chaser pulls a metal bar out of his saddle bag and plunges it into the front spokes of the other bike...
*ting ting ting*
The metal bar vibrates harshly and flings out of his hands.
The chaser yells, "OOOWWWW!!", and stops his bike.
The other bike stops and turns back toward it's nemesis, who's shaking his hand in pain.
The prey raises her helmet, shaking out her long, flowing flocks of blonde, curly hair before asking, "You O.K.?"
The chaser lifts his helmet, shaking out his Marine style buzz cut.
"I don't wanna play, anymore. Can we get to the interview, now?"
The pair park their motorcycles and pull out their picnic accessories - having a roadside snack as Mahnarch asks fartingurl some questions.
"You haven't really shared a lot of personal info with us (that I can remember, or haven't come across, yet) so, a lot of these will be general."
1] Fartinggurl...are those long, flowing locks of blonde hair really yours? Or, are you wearing a wig?
If you're wearing a wig, show us your real hair!
2] How many sunrises have occurred since your appearance on this planet - as opposed to any other planet, I guess....
3] How close is the nearest river (not creek or brook) to your home?
4] What kind of tree is the largest one in your front yard?
5] Describe your "perfect idea" of a custom mailbox (Warning: I may steal that idea...)
6] One cheek sneak, or full on 'lathered up in baby oil on a bare water bed mattress so the neighbors hear' kind of "rip"?
7] What color is the carpet in your hallway? (to the bathroom)
8] What is the closest thing to you (physically) that holds a candle?
9] Let's say I was a cat and I wanted to nap on the highest piece of furniture in your living room. Where would I nap?
10] What brand of printer do you have? Is it 'just' a printer, or does it have other functions?
11] Who is the 5th person in your cell phone's 'Contacts' list? (first name only)
12] What is the theme on your checks?
13] Is the glass half empty, or half full? (ohhh, I'm getting all psychological, now!)
14] Favorite Classical artist?
15] Favorite Metallica song?
16] Favorite kung-fu actor?
17] If I were to LAN fight you in Combat Flight Simulator, would I beat your butt in a Messerschmidt? (I warn you, I have the full 'CH Flight Yoke' with independent throttle, prop and mixture controller for PC and 'Real Life' flight experience.)
18] What color is your TV remote?
19] If I were a sea faring pirate and my ship, the 'Scourging Chipmunk', came up to you, would you turn your ship and try - foolishly [muah ha ha ha ha!!] to out run me, or would you offer to join my crew?
20] How heavy is the piggy bank you keep your change in? (everyone has one, right?)
And, a bonus:
21] What side of your head is the part in your hair?
