Wednesday

[Kimm]

Wednesday I had a bad case of SBD.

I must have done at least 20 between work and home and I almost suffocated myself in the car.

At home reclined I let it off a long burning kind.

My dad caught whiff of it and goes "Did you fart?"
I go "Yeah, (in a giggly voice) I did.
"My tummy is way less balloted too."

My mom comes in from the kitchen and goes "When Kimmy giggles that out of control it can only mean she farted!!!!"

My dad goes "Yes she did!"

I was laughing so hard then 3 audible but not too loud came out. It was like a bplatt..bplatt..bplatt.

My mom then goes "HOLY Toledo KIMMMMMMMMM!!!!! You are a stinker girl."

She came back in with Glade.

About some time later my I felt 1 deep in my tummy so I go "Pull my finger." My dad goes "How about not."

My mom goes "No way." My brother however doesnt care if I blow farts so he did pull it and it was a good true rip.

We all chuckled. That time it didnt stink much just noise.

[Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion]

Good farting episode Kimm ;D you and Blastgirl do remind me somewhat of my sister, that girl can Rip-Em !!!!! ;D A major difference is she usually wouldn't go for farting in restaurant's, And around stranger's, she even got rather annoyed and disgusted with me one time when I farted loudly in Fudruckers, A burger place that used to have a branch in Tampa very close to the University of South Florida.

Of course me being a guy I'm sure even today, and then, in 1985 people still thought if anyone let's rip in a restaurant it will be the boy, Far from true I know ;D Unfortunately I still find people who are surprised when I share a story about a girl I heard ripping ass in a public place Hopefully that stereotype is in the latter years of it's lifespan, And I know there are plenty of proud farting lady's out there, from personal experience as well as a young lady farting revolution that seems to be taking the net by, uhhh, windstorm ;D

My sister often let off very loud, sometimes rather long moist sounding fart's, often with little poppers toward the end.She did torture us all in the car with putrid SBD'S and even some loud and putrid butt blast on a few occasion's though I dont remember if I mentioned her to you before, I might have But thought you might like to hear some about her farting habit's if you already haven't YOU GOOOOOO!!!! GIRL ;D

[dannyboy]

Yeah, my sisters are kind of shameless farters.
I didnt say that was a bad thing.

Kim ripped a long loud in Waffle House last night it was funny.

[Beangirl]

LOL! Good story Kim.

[Kimm]

This just happened.
I was watering plants and I had to lean over to put the watering can away and I knew I had to fart but I was expecting kind of a FLuffff
Wrong.
It was a BBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

It had at least 2 seconds of hangtime.

I go "Holy (yeah I said it)

My dad goes "That was a major backfire Kimmers."

My mom goes "Get your stinky butt out of here."

I said that "it was the cream of broccoli soup talking."

We all laughed a bit from that.