An 'Exclusive With Vix'.

[Mahnarch]

Mahnarch steps up to his giant wheel of Lewa names, set up like the wheel on 'Price is Right', and gives it a huge spin.

The wheel spins: *beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep*

Mahnarch: "I'd like to say 'Hi' to my mom and my little sis..."

Suddenly the wheel comes loose from it's stand and rolls across the room, crashing through the wall and crushing one of my personal assistants who was bringing me coffee before continuing on through the parking lot.

A cat screeches in the alley.

Mahnarch: "There goes the wheel, again......."


As it turns out, a single name fell from the wheel - on my assistant's face.

I grab my coffee and the name plaque.

Mahnarch: "Well, looks like 'Vix' is the next guest."

[Queue a scene where a Boeing 747 lifts off from a random runway....

The camera pans back to find Mahnarch walking along the road next to the airport as the Boeing flies over, hitch hiking with a 'Mexico City or Bust' sign.

A car stops.]

*fast forward to Mexico City*

Mahnarch sits at an 'open air cafe' with Vix:

So, Mr. Vix....

1] Number one on my list...Why a 'Fox'?

2] What does your voice mail say on your cell phone? (if it's in Spanish, type it out that way. Let me try to translate it - I'm a bit rusty in español, though).

3] Elizabeth Berkley is on TV (mine, not yours). You remember her? Think she's hot?

4] What color are your bathroom sink knobs?

5] If I were to throw a bouncy ball to your immediate right, would it eventually come back to me?

6] ¿Dondé esta el baño?

7] Quiero bailar...¿Bailas conmigo?

8] How's my spanish?

9] What color ink does the nearest pen to you, from your computer, have?

10] How many holes do your shoe laces go through before you tie them (on one shoe)?

11] When you brush your hair, what hand to you use?
Which side of your head do you brush first?

12] If you were old and senile, sitting on a bench in the park...would you be throwing bread to pigeons? Or running through the park in your underwear?

13] Have you ever dressed as a woman - probably for Halloween?

14] What color is your toothbrush?

15] If I hit the 'Eject' button on you DVD player right now, what DVD would pop out at me?

16] Name one item that you own that has a dragon on it (poster, coffee cup, etc...)

17] How's the weather?

18] Do you cook on the grill? What's the last thing you did?

19] Open your local phone book.
Name the person who's number 10 from the top (Name only)

20] How many blades are on your ceiling fan? (everyone has one, right?)

[Jason O'Lewa]

vix its your turn

[grape]

Oh boy can't wait to answer! I will now.

1] Number one on my list...Why a 'Fox'?
Well, my whole life I've loved foxes. Especially since that disney robin hood movie. I also love their agility and the way they have some feline tendencies. ^^

2] What does your voice mail say on your cell phone? (if it's in Spanish, type it out that way. Let me try to translate it - I'm a bit rusty in español, though).

Hola, si escuchas esto alomejor es porque no oí el teléfono o no t quiero contestar, puedes dejar un mensaje para que no t contesto.

3] Elizabeth Berkley is on TV (mine, not yours). You remember her? Think she's hot?

Heard of her, not sure, she doesn't seem to be my age

4] What color are your bathroom sink knobs?
silver and white yeah!

5] If I were to throw a bouncy ball to your immediate right, would it eventually come back to me?
There's a couch in the way....if I throw it hard enough it could.

6] ¿Dondé esta el baño?
Arriba, a la izquierda.

7] Quiero bailar...¿Bailas conmigo?
Solo si la musica es mi preferida.

8] How's my spanish?
Good, and with good grammer!

9] What color ink does the nearest pen to you, from your computer, have?
*looks around* I only found a permanent marker....it's blue. Yay blue!!!!

10] How many holes do your shoe laces go through before you tie them (on one shoe)?
Right now I'm not wearing shoes...lol. But I think like....uh 15? or 16 dunno....

11] When you brush your hair, what hand to you use?
Which side of your head do you brush first?
I use my left hand, and I brush the right side of my hair first.....but.....I don't really comb my hair that much.

12] If you were old and senile, sitting on a bench in the park...would you be throwing bread to pigeons? Or running through the park in your underwear?
Hmm, well the underwear thing I would do only once. I mean, it would be awesome. Afterwards I would feed the pigeons, unless...oohh know! Feed the pigeons in my underwear!

13] Have you ever dressed as a woman - probably for Halloween?
yes...

14] What color is your toothbrush?
White and orange. It tickles.


15] If I hit the 'Eject' button on you DVD player right now, what DVD would pop out at me?
A movie of my former orchestra teacher's last concert. She retired and now she is giving piano lessons.

16] Name one item that you own that has a dragon on it (poster, coffee cup, etc...)
Give me second...
"No that's a fox"
"fox"
"wolf"
"oh dragon!"

This t-shirt I have that says "Wild summer spirit" There's a dragon around it. I also have a video game with a car with a dragon on it...

17] How's the weather?
Very cloudy, possibly about to rain.

18] Do you cook on the grill? What's the last thing you did?
Used to, we don't have a grill. But when we did have a grill we cooked some buffalo wings and some hamburgers.

19] Open your local phone book.
Name the person who's number 10 from the top (Name only)
*looks for phonebook* *finds it*

lets see.....

Agusto

20] How many blades are on your ceiling fan? (everyone has one, right?)
I don't....lol. I have a floor fan, and it has 3 blades though.

[dannyboy]

Good interview. Good questions. Now we know a little more about Vix.

[Mahnarch]

Hola, si escuchas esto alomejor es porque no oí el teléfono o no t quiero contestar, puedes dejar un mensaje para que no t contesto.

Hmm...

Hello, if you're hearing this it's because I'm no near the phone. You can leave a message if you. [is the 'no t' a typo?]

4] What color are your bathroom sink knobs?
silver and white yeah!

Yes!!! *High fives his 'Silver and white knobbed brother!*

6] ¿Dondé esta el baño?
Arriba, a la izquierda.

Ah, bueno. *closes the door*
**flushes.........some plunging sounds are heard.......another flushing....**

Uhhh,,,,you seem to have a plumbing problem..

7] Quiero bailar...¿Bailas conmigo?
Solo si la musica es mi preferida.

La musica es.......Motley Crue - 'No more Mister Nice Guy'.

8] How's my spanish?
Good, and with good grammer!

Domo Arrigato. *bows*

...I took three years of Spanish in high school but, it's been 12 years.
I also mix up my Japanese and German.

10] How many holes do your shoe laces go through before you tie them (on one shoe)?
Right now I'm not wearing shoes...lol. But I think like....uh 15? or 16 dunno....

It should be an even number - so it's probably 16.
My work boots have 12.

HA! "Work Boots" = Heelys.

unless...oohh know! Feed the pigeons in my underwear!

Oh. Beaten.
I was just going to say that.

15] If I hit the 'Eject' button on you DVD player right now, what DVD would pop out at me?
A movie of my former orchestra teacher's last concert. She retired and now she is giving piano lessons.

I've got...........'Raising Arizona', apparently.......WAIT! I own 'Raising Arizona?!'

Oh, that's right. I do.
Wow. It's been awhile since I opened that.

17] How's the weather?
Very cloudy, possibly about to rain.

Meh. It's raining very heavily, here.
Gatos y perros.....

18] Do you cook on the grill? What's the last thing you did?
Used to, we don't have a grill. But when we did have a grill we cooked some buffalo wings and some hamburgers.

I just grilled tonight.
I made 'Beer Can Chicken'

The recipe is wrong on the cook time.
It calls for 1 hour and 15 minutes. I had to leave it on for 2 1/2.

[quote[19] Open your local phone book.
Name the person who's number 10 from the top (Name only)
*looks for phonebook* *finds it*

lets see.....

Agusto[/quote]

Hey! I know that guy!! lol.

Does Agusto live within 10 miles of you?

20] How many blades are on your ceiling fan? (everyone has one, right?)
I don't....lol. I have a floor fan, and it has 3 blades though.

I have one ceiling fan that's four blades and one that's 5.
My box fan have 4, too.

OH! I have another fan in the spare room! Let me go look..........................................((it's kinda far away))...............................Ah! 4 blades.

Awesome answers, Vix!
I'm pretty sure I may come up with more, soon.



Is it soon enough?

21] What color are the tiles in your kitchen?

[grape]

white and blue.

Yeah, that part was a typo it was supposed to be no te.

[Classicblast]

I'm not literate in Spanish but I understand it fairly well. There's variations that are similar but different. Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico, Mexico, and South American nations all have a variation.

I suppose it's kind of like English is spoken in the UK, United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Scotland, Ireland but there's differences especially in the slang but its enough the same that you can understand each other.

[Mahnarch]

Dude! White and blue?!!

I think we're living in the same house!

***

I was pretty sure there was something wrong with the typo'd sentence.
I guess I'm better at the spanish than I thought!

***

Here's another one:

22] When you step outside of your house and look around - what does the nearest road sign say? [Mine says: 'Now entering Blendon Township' -- it's a 1/4 mile down the road.]

[grape]

It says... my street name... ;D

[Mahnarch]

Ah! No 'Do Not Enter' or, "Stop" signs?

We'll exclude street name signs .