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Post by Ordinaryguy on May 31, 2008 9:55:12 GMT -5
So there's this rap song I've been hearing lately where the singer says "Make your booty talk". Does that make anyone else think of...well how DOES a booty talk?
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Post by Nitro God on May 31, 2008 14:05:10 GMT -5
No
I didnt have to think very hard about this one
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Post by Kimm on May 31, 2008 15:44:26 GMT -5
Chicken wings make my booty talk. ;D
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Post by Beangirl on Jun 3, 2008 19:41:40 GMT -5
Chunky Peanut butter is a given for me  |
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Post by fartinggurl on Jun 3, 2008 20:00:45 GMT -5
A lot of things make my booty talk. |
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Post by farti1 on Jun 3, 2008 21:25:10 GMT -5
My Booty has been telling stories all night  |
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Post by Blastgirl on Jun 4, 2008 1:36:10 GMT -5
Hot dogs with onions especially. Cabbage and Sauerkraut too.
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Post by tractakid on Jun 4, 2008 11:13:39 GMT -5
Excess air in the digestive system.
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Post by farti1 on Jun 4, 2008 22:07:05 GMT -5
Excess air in the digestive system. Not anymore  |
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Post by Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion on Jun 10, 2008 19:45:03 GMT -5
Yes it does seem like that kind of song is dedicated to us fart fan's whether intentionally or not ;D It seems their might have been an old disco song about making your booty talk as well  Not sure about that one? You Tube here I come my curiosity is aroused ;D |
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Post by Demona on Jun 11, 2008 16:40:14 GMT -5
Something like this: "Bllaaat! Bpplaaat! Pffffttt! Pfffft!"
My booty talks plenty, in fact, there are some days it won't shut up!
Just a few days ago I had eaten at Denny's and when I got home all I did was fart! Loudly too! Oh I wish I wasn't the only person in the house at the time! I was so proud of myself! If I had a microphone I'd have shared the joy!
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Post by Kimm on Jun 13, 2008 18:48:58 GMT -5
Mine wont shut up tonight. In fact I just blew a long loud fart.
It changed its pitch it started BBBBBBBPPPPPLLLLLAAAATTand kind of twanged.
I just walked around a bit to fan it out. ;D
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Post by Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion on Jun 26, 2008 8:53:59 GMT -5
Cooked carrot's with butter a couple of Gyros and a slice of cheese cake made my booty talk last night, I had a friend over who I let use my computer to watch video's on You Tube a lot, My favorite memory from last night was when we were watching some old game shows and I ripped one like this Bweeeerrrr Raaapppfffttt !!!!! ;D I really didn't think it would stink and in all honesty I didn't smell anything but apparently my friend did ;D a few second's after my butt's outburst my friend go's Damn!!! I reply Damn what? Him:Damn that smell's Me:Damn what smells (I wanted to hear him say it) ;D Damn, that Fart you just did smells, I started laughing my goofy laugh I do when my butt makes it's presence known and he say's OH!!!! You Think that's funny!!!! Do You !!!!?? let's see now do I think it's funny? Weeellll???, Oh BY ALL MEANS YEESSS!!!! ;D I was ripping them all over the place last night,But that one was last night's standout, I'm so proud of my butt,And I didn't even expect really any stink with that one for some reason |
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Post by Demona on Jun 26, 2008 19:23:21 GMT -5
Trick farts are fun aren't they Jason? I've done farts that don't stink for me, but float over to the other person and make their eyes water! SBD's are better, you don't know what's coming until a cloud hangs over the room and shirts go up over noses! I can't do a good poker face, you'll hear me laughing and know I cut one!
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Post by Sun of Centaur Moon of Lion on Jun 27, 2008 11:34:05 GMT -5
Oh yes!!! they are fun ;D I was about a foot or so away from him on the couch, Either my nose was more stopped up than I thought, Or it was just stinky but not downright rancid, I can smell my more rancid one's but maybe my nose has become somewhat immune to the one's that stink but aren't absolute run for cover room clearer's? It would be interesting to see his reaction to a significantly more potent one  Yesterday my booty said hi to two women at a bus stop, I had my butt about 3 feet from the nearest one's face (I was standing while they sat) and ripped one of the one's that sort of had a phhrrruuuuffff like ending, I looked at them and laughed and said did you hear it?, Did you hear me fart?, they started laughing when I did and they said yes ;DI was like Oh cool!!! The curse of the Lima Beans, I felt the need to ask if they heard it to be sure though, Busy street with lot's of traffic noise and the fart itself was rather low toned and not what I would call really loud, Although obviously plenty detectable to them ;D |
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Post by Beangirl on Jun 27, 2008 14:09:24 GMT -5
Yesterday I went to lunch with a friend and had a bratwurst hot dog with grilled onions, sauerkraut,red and green peppers and garlic salt.OMG! All night long.... I reeked. |
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Post by Kimm on Jun 27, 2008 18:35:34 GMT -5
Onions are always a good thing.
So is egg salad.
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