Post by fartinggurl on May 24, 2008 23:10:44 GMT -5
Thursday night my parents and I had gone to the drive-in to see the new Indiana Jones movie, and we had pizza from a local pizza place for dinner. Needless to say, I was ripping some pretty foul-smelling farts. At one point during the movie, I farted a rotten-smelling fart in the car, and it was so bad that both my parents jumped out of the car so they could breathe, while I laughed. My parents stayed outside for the rest of the movie, even though it was a little chilly outside. ;D
Then yesterday my mom, grandparents, and I had to go to a breakfast that my dad's work was holding. When we were getting up to leave after the breakfast, I let rip a fart that you could not hear, since everyone at the breakfast was talking loudly, but you could sure smell it. Then after leaving the breakfast, we had to stop at Staples, since my grandparents needed an ink cartridge for their printer. As we were in the Staples parking lot, I farted a rotten-egg smelling fart. I then saw my grandma in the rearview mirror plug her nose, and said to my mom, "I think your daughter pooped herself." I was laughing like crazy, but luckily I had already parked and turned off the car. We then got the ink cartridge, but not without me farting a few times in Staples, and I dropped off my grandparents at their house.
Later that day I had to turn in some applications and resumes, and pick some up. After doing all that I decided to go to the mall. While in FYE I cut an SBD while walking past the rap CDs. As I was looking at DVDs a couple rows down, since they were having a sale on certain DVDs, I saw someone go through the rap CD section and fan their nose. I giggled to myself. After paying for the DVDs I selected, I looked at a few more stores. I of course 'left my mark' in each store I was in. ;D My final stop was the Dollar Store so I could get Father's Day cards. After getting the cards I wanted, I was just looking around. While walking through the stationary section, I farted a medium-loud fart right as this middle-aged woman came around the corner. She said nothing, but she did look a little shocked, which made me giggle, but I managed to hold in my laughter until she was out of ear shot. Finally on the way home, I ripped off a fart that smelled so rotten I had to open the windows in my car. I also just farted while typing that sentence.
Then yesterday my mom, grandparents, and I had to go to a breakfast that my dad's work was holding. When we were getting up to leave after the breakfast, I let rip a fart that you could not hear, since everyone at the breakfast was talking loudly, but you could sure smell it. Then after leaving the breakfast, we had to stop at Staples, since my grandparents needed an ink cartridge for their printer. As we were in the Staples parking lot, I farted a rotten-egg smelling fart. I then saw my grandma in the rearview mirror plug her nose, and said to my mom, "I think your daughter pooped herself." I was laughing like crazy, but luckily I had already parked and turned off the car. We then got the ink cartridge, but not without me farting a few times in Staples, and I dropped off my grandparents at their house.
Later that day I had to turn in some applications and resumes, and pick some up. After doing all that I decided to go to the mall. While in FYE I cut an SBD while walking past the rap CDs. As I was looking at DVDs a couple rows down, since they were having a sale on certain DVDs, I saw someone go through the rap CD section and fan their nose. I giggled to myself. After paying for the DVDs I selected, I looked at a few more stores. I of course 'left my mark' in each store I was in. ;D My final stop was the Dollar Store so I could get Father's Day cards. After getting the cards I wanted, I was just looking around. While walking through the stationary section, I farted a medium-loud fart right as this middle-aged woman came around the corner. She said nothing, but she did look a little shocked, which made me giggle, but I managed to hold in my laughter until she was out of ear shot. Finally on the way home, I ripped off a fart that smelled so rotten I had to open the windows in my car. I also just farted while typing that sentence.
I love turning the rap section into a crap session 
