Post by Mahnarch on May 11, 2008 22:32:56 GMT -5
Pumpkin. We don't see you around, much but, we'd like to get to know you.
In fact, all of my questions can be answered without you having to go and get anything from a cupboard - unless you forget what you have in there.
[O.K. - some questions actually take some work...]
*sits down on Pumpkin's red kitchen chair*
So, Mr. Pumpkin, if that is your real name....
1.) How many times has the earth circled the sun since your mum borned you?
2.) What color is your hair? - and how much is left?
3.) Do you ride a motorcycle? - and, if so, what kind?
4.) Everyone owns a screwdriver. What brand is yours?
5.) How many $1 bills do you currently have in your wallet/pocket?
6.) What color is your carpet in your front room?
7.) Is your name Jim? (Yes or No - you don't have to tell us your real name)
8.) If I were to knock out the closest street lamp from your house with a slingshot...how far away would that be?
9.) What color is your car?
10.) If you have a DVD collection, name one movie that begins with an 'S'.
11.) How many steps (heel to toe) is it from your computer to your fridge?
12.) Belt or suspenders?
13.) If you worked at a hardware store and had to choose between a good looking girl and an ugly man to wait on...which one would you go to first?
[Me? I'd wait on the ugly guy so the good looking girl hangs around the store longer....that's just me, though...]
14.) Coke or Pepsi?
15.) Name the one thing that sits in front of your left side computer speaker.
16.) What's the sharpest thing you own?
17.) If you could fly....would you wear a cape? (they're not a necessity.)
18.) How many pockets are on the shirt you're wearing right now?
19.) Smoker? (Roll your own?)
20.) Does your computer chair have wheels?
That's all I have for now.
I met the 20 question minimum and I have to get to bed.
In fact, all of my questions can be answered without you having to go and get anything from a cupboard - unless you forget what you have in there.
[O.K. - some questions actually take some work...]
*sits down on Pumpkin's red kitchen chair*
So, Mr. Pumpkin, if that is your real name....
1.) How many times has the earth circled the sun since your mum borned you?
2.) What color is your hair? - and how much is left?
3.) Do you ride a motorcycle? - and, if so, what kind?
4.) Everyone owns a screwdriver. What brand is yours?
5.) How many $1 bills do you currently have in your wallet/pocket?
6.) What color is your carpet in your front room?
7.) Is your name Jim? (Yes or No - you don't have to tell us your real name)
8.) If I were to knock out the closest street lamp from your house with a slingshot...how far away would that be?
9.) What color is your car?
10.) If you have a DVD collection, name one movie that begins with an 'S'.
11.) How many steps (heel to toe) is it from your computer to your fridge?
12.) Belt or suspenders?
13.) If you worked at a hardware store and had to choose between a good looking girl and an ugly man to wait on...which one would you go to first?
[Me? I'd wait on the ugly guy so the good looking girl hangs around the store longer....that's just me, though...]
14.) Coke or Pepsi?
15.) Name the one thing that sits in front of your left side computer speaker.
16.) What's the sharpest thing you own?
17.) If you could fly....would you wear a cape? (they're not a necessity.)
18.) How many pockets are on the shirt you're wearing right now?
19.) Smoker? (Roll your own?)
20.) Does your computer chair have wheels?
That's all I have for now.
I met the 20 question minimum and I have to get to bed.
And most days my hands have hurt too much to even type. I probably would have been as much fun to have around as a stale beer fart is in an elevator. 
