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Post by Kimm on Jun 21, 2008 8:46:02 GMT -5
I agree, farting is good jerk repellent. Its worked for me many times. A few times it had the opposite reaction though. But I have let go on purpose lots of times as a way of saying "Go away." About 4 times when I worked at Hooters that happened. I got questioned by a boss about that. There was talk that I blew a fart in the general direction of a guy who was being an ass He didnt grab my boob but he held his hand near it lots and pretended to measure them with his hands. Well later I walked past him and let a long loud go and giggled and I go "Ooppps excuse me." That was the only time I got reprimanded but I did that a few other times with different jerks too. I hated that job. Not the job so much but the people who made it harder. |
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Post by Kimm on Oct 17, 2008 20:21:13 GMT -5
This afternoon I was talking to my dad at his work. Well he was changing a muffler and I was standing behind the car he was working on and as we were talking I blew an average fart
BBBBPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTt
I started giggling and I go "that was the Checkers burger talking back."
My dad chuckles and goes "You have some exhaust trouble of your own."
About an hour later I got home and my mom was popping pop corn and I go "Mom youre not going to believe this. " I leaned forward and blew 2 farts.
BBBBPPLLLAAAAATTT.......BBBPLLAATTTT
My mom goes "I believe that you say that all the time."
I was laughing and fanning it around and then I went to do some other stuff. My mom sneaked up on me and sprayed my butt with Fabrise and goes "I cant make you fart any less but at least we can try to make it not smell as bad.
I giggled really hard and my sister goes "Are you farting KIM!!?" I go not now that was earlier but mom sprayed my butt with Fabrise."
My sister shook her head and said I"m glad I wasnt there for that."
Shes not funny like Blastgirl.
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Post by Mahnarch on Oct 19, 2008 20:58:18 GMT -5
I'm sad. I haven't been able to fart for 7 weeks. Atleast, not without having to be seated on my special throne.  My stomach is starting (starting) to feel better. I just realized that I forgot to take my pill today..... Uh-oh. |
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Post by Kimm on Oct 24, 2008 19:59:14 GMT -5
Aww Mahnarch. I had a milkshake the other day and I had lots of gas but I was afraid to fart right away too because I didnt want to have a muddy surprise.
Im sorry you havent been well though.
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Post by weasel2htm on Oct 29, 2008 21:32:21 GMT -5
Monday and tuesday this week I was gassy, and SMELLY!! WHHOOOO!!!!
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Post by Kimm on Oct 31, 2008 16:53:26 GMT -5
Monday and tuesday this week I was gassy, and SMELLY!! WHHOOOO!!!! Ok, so what went wrong the rest of the week? ;D ;D I blew a big fart lastnight. A few relatives were over and I go "Hey listen." And it was a medium BBBBBBPPPPPLLLLAAAAATTTTTTTT My dad goes "My daughter princess fartqueen." ;D |
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