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[Kimm]

I was walking into the livingroom and I blew off 3 farts. Just the fast jail breakers

BBBPPLLAATT....BBBPPLAATTT....BBBPPLLAATT

My mom goes "Oh geez youre backfiring already.

About an hour later I go "Uh oh,"

My mom goes "awww, again?"

I go "Yep."

My dad goes "gang way!"

I leaned over lifting my butt cheek and
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

A long loud ripper.

In a matter of seconds my mom gets glade and sprays the living room. My dad goes "thats why you never gain any weight nothing stays with you." (I do eat a lot for a girl my size.) ;D ;D ;D

It stunk like theres no tomorrow my mom opened windows and goes The air doesnt smell too fresh right now.


My dad goes "you better check your pants Kimmy."


Oh, I just did 2 right now after typing that.
It was 2 minor
BBPPLLATT.......BBPPLLAATT.

[Pumpkin]

LMBO! ;D I have always thought you have a cool family.

[Kimm]

This morning I was washing the living room windows and I felt a big 1 brewing I let it go but it was not as loud as I hoped. It would be considered silent but it did make a whooosh noise and it went on for about 3 or 4 seconds. I started giggling and then fanning at my butt.

My dad goes "I think she farted!"
I go "Oh yeah. Did I ever!"

In a few seconds it reeked.

My brother goes "wtf Kim!!!"

My dad goes "This 1 is well worth being proud of."

[fartinggurl]

Today I was helping my parents put some things into boxes for my dad to take to the Goodwill. We were in the garage, and I felt one coming. I let off a loud BBBBLLLLAAAAPPPP!, and began to laugh. My dad then said, "Well, we don't have to guess who did that." Then all of a sudden it started to smell, and my mom yelled, "Good God! Did you have to do that while you were standing by me?" I just continued to laugh.

[Kimm]

Sounds like what happens here too.
And actually I just blew a long loud ripper. I thought it was going to be just a normal BBPPLLAATT

But it lasted about 3 seconds and it smells kind of bad.

But my mom says things like that too and the answer is you didnt have to do that right near her but its more fun for others to be trapped in the vapors. ;D

[fartty]

I was in 4th grade in drama and we had a sub. Anyway theee entire class is laughing and I move to switch my sitting position and bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt I farted so loud and then a girl who is now my friend shouts fartty farted and the class laughs harder and the bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttsaqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt the boy next to me farts ha ha for him

[fartty]

In 5th grade I was sitting in spanish in the front row when bbbbbbbblllllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttt the teacher farts so loud and the class starts laughin so hard and then the teacher shouts EVERYBODY DOES IT !!!!!!!!!
that was a dead giv away on her part. ha