Donut's and Coffee to Blow..

[Beangirl]

This morning I went to get a newspaper in front of our local donut shop. There is always the same group of old men sitting outside at tables eating and talking . I got my paper and was walking back to my car when one of the guys ripped a huge one! I am hard of hearing and I heard it. Everyone turned to look but only I started to laugh. I never would of thought someone would have the nerve to fart that loud with so many witnesses.

[Phil]

Some people just dont care. I had a supervisor almost kill me once.

I was putting ballasts in the fixture in his office and this old guy rips out about a 30 second series of farts while I'm up on a ladder putting in the fixtures. Then the guy says 'I've made it kind of unlivable in here. I'm going for a walk.'

I get left there in that squaller.

He told everybody how he 'marinated Ostrotkiewicz in gasertroid vapors.'

[Demona]

Loud and proud! At work last week one old woman cut one and I couldn't believe it, I'd never have expected a fart out of her! Of course I laughed.

[Blastgirl]

I remember once Classic was on a road game and I went to it. On my way home I was tired so I stopped at a Motel. I went to check in and during that I happened to have one I thought was going to be quiet but nope. It was long and loud.

The girl at the desk turned startledly and said, "Did you do that?" I could only laugh and then I said "Well of there's only two of us here and you know it wasn't you then it must have been me."

[fartinggurl]

Let it rip! I remember this one time when I was in 4th grade, I was playing a game with all the girls in my class at recess one day. We were taking a break and sitting on the ground and I had to fart. We were outside, so I didn't think it would be a big deal to let it out. Well I farted and all the girls looked at me, startled, and asked, "Did you fart?" I just laughed and said, "Yes." The reason they were so surprised was because I was a very quiet, shy kid back then, and I guess the last thing they expected from me was to fart and laugh about it.

[Kimm]

I honestly wouldnt care if somebody heard me. I usually just let it go unless its a situation that is altogether bad to do it. Job interview, on the job since I teach, it was different with working at a store as long as it wasnt in front of a customer.

But I will fart most places without shame.