Kimm
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Post by Kimm on Jul 18, 2007 18:29:15 GMT -5
This was about 2 hours ago.
The sour kraut I had for lunch has kicked in.
I was reading todays paper on a wood window seat in the living room and I felt 1 coming. I go "Uh oh, the sour kraut is about to make some noise, I leaned over and I farted. ;D
It was a BBBBBBLLLLLLAAAATTTTT I go "Ahh, that felt good." And it did!
My mom goes "How lovely." My dad goes "This might be a good time to leave the room."
About 10 mins later I got up and as I was walking towards the kitched I had 2 fast ones pop
BBBLLLAAAATTT.........BBBPPLLAAATT. My mom goes "Same to you." I kind of waved the newspaper behind my butt and laughed. ;D
I feel more of it coming on.
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Post by dannyboy on Jul 20, 2007 18:12:16 GMT -5
This little girl will close your sinuses trust me.
For those who are new here, I'm Kim and Blastgirl's brother, I am Dan.
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kroniefartz
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Yes i'm gross...GET OVER IT!!
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Post by kroniefartz on Jul 21, 2007 4:18:39 GMT -5
Hi Dan! I love your sisters' stories-i'm very gassy myself,in fact I just blew two farts while typing this  |
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Post by weasel2htm on Jul 26, 2007 6:53:53 GMT -5
This little girl will close your sinuses trust me. For those who are new here, I'm Kim and Blastgirl's brother, I am Dan. My Condolences Great to have you here, your sisters speak nice of you (most of the time) ;D |
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Post by dannyboy on Jul 27, 2007 18:30:41 GMT -5
Nice to meet you too. Most of the time is as good as it gets I think.
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Post by Blastgirl on Jul 27, 2007 23:29:17 GMT -5
Yeah Weasel one of our good guys.
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Kimm
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Post by Kimm on Jul 28, 2007 12:08:14 GMT -5
Last night on the deck I was sitting on the railing and I lifted a cheek and let off a long loud.
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My boyfriend goes "Uhoh. and moves away and starts to fan his nose. my mom comes from the house and sees the reactions and goes "Kim you farted?" I go "Yep." My boyfriend goes "Yeah she let one go. And its a stinker."
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Post by Demona on Aug 1, 2007 2:05:31 GMT -5
Do you ever run empty?! Daaaamn! Lol, you sure got some fart stories, and we love 'em!
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Post by Beangirl on Aug 1, 2007 11:52:01 GMT -5
Hi Dan, nice to meet a "Blast Brother" I bet a "Dutch Oven" in your house was a fatal one!  |
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Post by dannyboy on Aug 1, 2007 19:28:06 GMT -5
Hello.
Its nice to meet all of you too.
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Post by jasoneddins 1969 on Aug 4, 2007 0:23:37 GMT -5
Yes Its good to meet you Dan, Ive been laughing at both your sisters gassy exploits over at Farts.com and here off and on for years ;D So your one of the often victims of their gassy mayhem, It's nice to meet a man who's been through the trenches over and over and is still standing strong ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Aug 4, 2007 11:53:10 GMT -5
I did 7 in a short span of time this morning.
I go up to my sister (not Blastgirl my other sister) and I let go a long
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
She pushes me and goes "Get that stinky butt of yours away from here.
A bout a few minutes later I did another just about the same it was about 4 seconds
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Tammy goes "what the heck did you eat?"
I giggled and go I dont remember.
I smiled a little later and go "I have to fart again." Tammy goes "UH OH!"
this time it was 2
BBBBPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAATTTTTT
BBBBBBBBPPPPLLLLLLLLAAATTTTTTT
And this time it stunk when it hadnt the first two long ones.
My mom was downstairs by that time. My mom goes "You reek KIMMMM!!!"
The screen doors were open and my dad was on the back deck and I walked toward my brother who was on the window seat because I wanted to blast the next series at him and it was 3 jail break farts.
BBPPLLAATT
BBPPLAATT
BBBPPLLAATTT
My dad goes from the deck. "I heard that Kimmy." I go "Well, thats good."
my mom goes "At least you cant smell that!" I go "True that!"
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Post by werwoof on Aug 27, 2007 2:47:58 GMT -5
Kimmy, who the heck eats sauerkraut?!! Ack!
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Post by Blastgirl on Aug 28, 2007 23:54:51 GMT -5
Kimmy, who the heck eats sauerkraut?!! Ack! I do, and so do my Sisters. And there's noisy results. ;D |
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Post by werwoof on Aug 29, 2007 0:37:10 GMT -5
Kimmy, who the heck eats sauerkraut?!! Ack! I do, and so do my Sisters. And there's noisy results. ;D LOL ! ;D |
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Post by Mahnarch on Sept 2, 2007 11:24:55 GMT -5
The local 'gas' station by me has 2 Chili Dogs for $1 deals, and I gobble them up everyday...opps, there goes one (bbbeeeeennntt)....and they really 'beef' me up, if you know what I mea...wwwooo, that's a bad one..
After finding out about this deal, I go there instead of spending half my paycheck at BK every week just for lunch.
Plus, the parking lot is easier to get into with a rig.
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