Smart VS Dumb Hunter

[Mahnarch]

An Inuit (Eskimo) guide was taking a German tourist hunting on the frozen tundra when they came across a huge polar bear.

The Inuit picked up a nice sized snowball the chucked it at the bear.
Upon getting hit the bear charged at the men and the Inuit started running back the way they had came.

The German skoffed at the cowardly runner and levelled his rifle on the bear, shooting him dead.

The German then goes up to the Inuit and says, "You stupid coward. You don't run from your game."

The Inuit says back, "You're the stupid one. Now you have to drag the bear all the way back to camp yourself."

[Phil]

Good 1 Mahnarch.

It's like 2 kids Billy and Tommy are chased by the bully. And Billy's father says 'Why were you guys in such a hurry to run home today?' Billy finally catches his breath and says 'Yeah dad me and Tommy had to out run a bully.' Billys father says 'You don't have to out run the bully you just have to our run Tommy.'

[Mahnarch]

HA! Nice.

Is that the advice you give Jason?
......or is Jason the bully? he-he.

[Phil]

mahnarch said:

HA! Nice.


......or is Jason the bully? he-he.

No. He's a very sensitive kid, really. He would feel sorry for anybody or anything if he hurt them by accident. Unless you wronged him then he would want your existance wiped out. And he would move Hevan and earth to do it.

No, he is not a bully.

[Mahnarch]

Aha! So he's just like me when I was a kid.