Post by aido179 on Aug 22, 2007 17:28:11 GMT -5
mommy mommy can I lick the bowl?
no dear, flush it like everyone else.
mommy mommy can I play with grandad?
no dear, youve dug him up three times this week already
this brunette and a blonde are driving in the country when they come to a corn field. they notice a blonde in the field in a rowing boat trying to row. the brunette begins to give out:
"its those blondes that give you people the bad name!"
then the blonde replied:
"yeah I know, if I could swim id go in their and drown her!"
if a blonde and a feather fall off a building at the same time who lands first?
the feather, because the blond had to stop and ask directions.
what happened to the blonde kyote when it got caught in a bear trap?
it chewed off three of its legs and was still stuck.
.............a few more
Jesus and the devil were argueing over who was the 1337est of the two. They were fighting for days. When God heard about their bickering he decided to settle it with a challenge.
Jesus and the devil were to sit at two computers and program two brilliant GM games. Whoever finished first would win.
So the two of them sat down at their pc's eagerly typing and clicking away. They typed for three days and three nights and both of their games were looking really sweet. When suddenly there was a flash of lightning.....both computers reset.......
The devil cursed and taunted the pc in anger but jesus sat their and continued typing, five minutes later he stands up and says
"finished"
God comes over and plays his game and declares it the winner while the devil stood there in amazement.
"how could he be finished so quickly after the computers reset?" he asked.....
God replied
"Jesus saves......"
no dear, flush it like everyone else.
mommy mommy can I play with grandad?
no dear, youve dug him up three times this week already
this brunette and a blonde are driving in the country when they come to a corn field. they notice a blonde in the field in a rowing boat trying to row. the brunette begins to give out:
"its those blondes that give you people the bad name!"
then the blonde replied:
"yeah I know, if I could swim id go in their and drown her!"
if a blonde and a feather fall off a building at the same time who lands first?
the feather, because the blond had to stop and ask directions.
what happened to the blonde kyote when it got caught in a bear trap?
it chewed off three of its legs and was still stuck.
.............a few more
Jesus and the devil were argueing over who was the 1337est of the two. They were fighting for days. When God heard about their bickering he decided to settle it with a challenge.
Jesus and the devil were to sit at two computers and program two brilliant GM games. Whoever finished first would win.
So the two of them sat down at their pc's eagerly typing and clicking away. They typed for three days and three nights and both of their games were looking really sweet. When suddenly there was a flash of lightning.....both computers reset.......
The devil cursed and taunted the pc in anger but jesus sat their and continued typing, five minutes later he stands up and says
"finished"
God comes over and plays his game and declares it the winner while the devil stood there in amazement.
"how could he be finished so quickly after the computers reset?" he asked.....
God replied
"Jesus saves......"
