who says you can't learn something....

[johnb1]

not me, for sure. Recently, I had to go to an orchestra rehearsal and much as I wanted to, I just couldn't gas the other people there, so I had to let it before I got there. I stopped at my mom's place for dinner-macaroni casserole, sorta a hamburger helper /clean out the fridge deal, plus a nice big spinach salad and diet coke to wash it all down. Well that did it, alright. I had my usual afterdinner farts and then some.
just as we were about to get out of the car, I said "Sorry mom, I've got to shoot a bunny" and I opened the window. It was horrible and she was mad at me a) because I farted awfully-no argument there and b) because
I said to her "I'm going to shoot a bunny" which confused her all to bits- "What bunny ? where? Do you have a gun licence?". She said to me "Geeze John, I don't know the terminology, I"m not familiar with the lingo
so I didn't know what you meant when you said that"

inconcieveable !

well, I guess you know now. I guess you learned something today. Not bad for an old schoolteacher.

JB

[Kimm]

lol theres so many terms Ive heard of it as shooting a duck never a bunny. lol

My dad was looking for me on a few occasions and when he saw my boyfriend he said "wheres your windbreaker?" lol

[johnb1]

thanks Kimm-that's adorable, and funny, too, as I'm sure you are. Love the double meaning on what your dad said. Windbreaker, huh? he knows you pretty well. I'm sure that if scientists could find a way to harness our gas and put it to good use, we'd be one step closer to ending the world's energy crisis.....oh well

JB