I trusted the wrong fart...

[weasel2htm]

Yup, for the first time in almost 10 years, I had a fart with "substance".

I was at work, I knew the best plan of action was to get outside ASAP before the odor started to follow me.

Once I got outside, I texted a co-worker saying "Had to run home for an emergency"

I knew going home and cleaning up was the only plan, I opted to drive to work van as it has vinyl seats that I would wipe any "residue" from. I drove home, showered, got new clothes on, and put all the other clothes in the wash, I was going to run a load tonight anyway, well, I guess when I get home, I will be moving said load to the dryer. Oh and I wiped down the seat just to be safe.

[Kimm]

I had a close call today. I squeaked out a gushy sounding It started out BBBPPLLAAATT and got squishy. I felt my crack was moist and I said "oooppps I better go poops." My dad goes "that sounded like a juicer." It smelled like one too.

Lucky my undies were not skidded but I did have to poop and it took about 15 wipes and I wasnt sure that was even enough.

[johnb1]

oh that's not very nice, once it's out, you're done.
guess the old advice holds true even today


last night I went over to my mom's for Easter dinner-turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy (made by me), pecan pie, mixed vegetables in cheese sauce (cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, etc) and Brussels Sprouts
I was all like E:-O. She said "well, I thought you asked for Brussels sprouts" and said "No, mom, I asked God why he made Brussels sprouts and please not to bring me any this year". Ate 'em anyways. they were undercooked
went home....and that's when the stinkfest started. Even went home with a few leftover ones. Won't eat 'em tonight, but tomorrow. happy easter to those who celebrate it. still mad we don't have peeps here in Canada

oh well (and I missed out on the day-after-Easter candy sale )

John B

[Beangirl]

LOL! You don't have peeps in Canada! That is sad! I love Brussels Sprouts and the noise the create.