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Post by weasel2htm on Sept 9, 2013 7:11:47 GMT -5
Back in the farts.com come days, I told a story of having some nachos at Kehde's bbq, at that time, I had farts of nearly paint peeling nature.
Friday night, I went to a high school football game and had a soft pretzel with nacho cheese sause ... I think you can see where this is going....
I had gas ... bad ... well into sunday! I was gassing everyone, I was trying to save the emissions for when no one was around, or when I could get outside, but there was too much of it! Finally, around 11am on sunday, I had a HUGE dump and beginning the end of the nasty gas(s) emissions.
I think I need to avoid the nacho cheese pretzels for awhile....
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Post by Kimm on Sept 9, 2013 20:02:10 GMT -5
Nacho cheese sauce is something that can bring out the best in all of us.
I have a similar story. This was a few years ago. I think it was 2009 because we were at the ball park but Classic was playing for the visiting team. Well I had pounded away a lot of Nachos. The game ended and we were getting ready to leave it was me, my mom and blastgirl going into the ladys room and I said that I have to take a sh!t.
Blastgirl goes "Is it a Nacho-ploppo" I said "Its something in my tummy that is going to be coming out of my a$$ in about 30 seconds so I better get my as$ over a toilet to avoid a major laundry problem.
Ok so I sat down and well I let out a fart that was followed by a mudslide, it was kind of a wet type of the BBBBBPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT variety. My mom and my sister were a few feet from the stall my sister goes "damn Kim we can hear the sh!t coming out you have nachosh!ts" I had another fart poop push just like it my mom goes "I hope for your sake thats NACHO intestines falling out of your butt."
We talked about that for a while my mom was ever so thankful I didnt blow up our household bathroom. ;D
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Post by DragonLady on Sept 10, 2013 2:04:22 GMT -5
I can't even pick out a particular rotten fart worse than the rest, but I can tell you about the time I ripped the loudest ones!
I'd eaten at Red Robin and had some pasta dish and that shouldn't have given me such horrible gas, but it did, and I was blowing fart after fart, destroying the wooden dining room chair. My mom was getting annoyed and my dad couldn 't believe I could fart so much or why!
The good and stinky ones that stand out in my memory are the time at work we were all labelling mail and I cut several silent bombs that night and choked out everyone around me. They'd be like, "Did you FART?!" I'd laugh and give myself away!
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Post by Kimm on Sept 10, 2013 18:12:34 GMT -5
Lol Dragonlady, isnt it funny when people hear or smell it and they still ask "did you fart?" "was that you?" "you did that?" Like theres nobody else here dah. ;D
Chairs are fun to fart on. My mom gets annoyed my dad thinks its funny looks like we have similar roots.
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Post by DragonLady on Sept 15, 2013 4:51:55 GMT -5
Fun and games till someone sh*ts their pants! I never do!
Oh, Friday night at work I had gas again because I was constipated since the beginning of the week. The fart I cut wasn't even by the other guy really, but he walked into it again and said it's the worst thing he's smelled, way worse than the other farter we have, and that's saying something! He was even holding his chest and choking!
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Post by Beangirl on Sept 15, 2013 13:29:26 GMT -5
I love ambush farts! I was on the door at Wal Mart when I launched the sbd from hell. A family was walking in the store and got it full face. The girl grabbed her nose and started laughing "Mom! was that you?" The mom turned around and grabbed her nose and said "Ewe! No!" ;D
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Post by DragonLady on Sept 15, 2013 14:02:01 GMT -5
It's the best when everyone argues over who did it!
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Post by Kimm on Sept 15, 2013 16:18:13 GMT -5
It's the best when everyone argues over who did it! I love ambush farts too ;D Im sure Dragonladys co worker realizes for sure she is the boss and he must hail to the queen. ;D |
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Post by DragonLady on Sept 15, 2013 22:28:10 GMT -5
I'm still the queen of farts!
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Post by Kimm on Sept 16, 2013 20:13:44 GMT -5
Good farts are great when others are trapped. I love farting in restaurant booths when my mom, my boyfriend or one of my friends is on the inside. ;D
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Post by DragonLady on Sept 16, 2013 23:23:45 GMT -5
Those restaurant seats echo too!
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