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Post by DragonLady on Jun 25, 2013 11:54:53 GMT -5
Last night's dinner was Long John Silvers. That night I was farting so much I don't know how the house didn't blow down!
"BBBLLLLAAAAATTTTT!" I cut a loud one in my chair, while my dad says, "You ARE farting alot!" I cut another and he comments how, "You're the one who's sitting in it!"
I get up and cut another one in the kitchen, and it was so bad even I had to walk away from it! He says, "I'm glad I'm not walking behind you!"
All I had to eat was chicken, hushpuppies, rice, and a crab cake!
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Post by snart on Jun 25, 2013 17:52:10 GMT -5
Hush puppies they are the likely culprit . Fun their called hash puppies your but is anything but hushed after you have some.
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Post by Kimm on Jun 25, 2013 23:14:25 GMT -5
Your butt doesnt hush. lol. chicken, hushpuppies, rice and crabcake, thats a good fart menu. ;D
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Post by DragonLady on Jun 26, 2013 13:49:15 GMT -5
My butt wouldn't hush all night! It's gassier than Mexican food!
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Post by johnb1 on Jun 27, 2013 17:10:12 GMT -5
Yarrr-Long John Silvers be shiverin' yer timbers
Bet yer mom wishes she could send your butt down to Davy Jones' locker
Chicken, crabcakes, hushpuppies and rice? Yep, sounds pretty decent to me. Just combine it with some homemade chilled mint tea (use half n' half and little honey) and you've got yourself something good
Me? It was hot today, so just had some leftover shrimp, rice and a 26 oz can of habitant pea soup with smoked ham in it, didn't heat 'er up or anything, just cracked 'er open. Washed it down with a pot of Folgers.
"That'll do, butt, that'll do"
JB
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Post by johnb1 on Jun 27, 2013 17:12:44 GMT -5
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Post by DragonLady on Jun 27, 2013 19:54:16 GMT -5
Yeah everyone wishes they could send my butt down to Davy Jones Locker after all those farts! I don't know how my chair survived.
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Post by Kimm on Jun 27, 2013 19:59:36 GMT -5
Yeah everyone wishes they could send my butt down to Davy Jones Locker after all those farts! I don't know how my chair survived. ROTFL Last night I lifted a cheek toward my mom and I farted. My mom goes "Its one thing to fart, do you have to point your ass at me?" I go "I dont have to I do it because I love you." ;D |
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Post by DragonLady on Jun 27, 2013 20:55:58 GMT -5
Yeah everyone wishes they could send my butt down to Davy Jones Locker after all those farts! I don't know how my chair survived. ROTFL Last night I lifted a cheek toward my mom and I farted. My mom goes "Its one thing to fart, do you have to point your ass at me?" I go "I dont have to I do it because I love you." ;D How nice of you to share the love! ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Jun 29, 2013 8:06:06 GMT -5
I just machine-gunned that
pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
And it smells bad. My moms like "ewwww!'
I think its funny. ;D
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Post by DragonLady on Jun 29, 2013 14:27:05 GMT -5
Lol machine gun farts!
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Post by Kimm on Jun 30, 2013 17:59:59 GMT -5
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Post by angel607 on Jul 1, 2013 18:33:43 GMT -5
i have not been to long john silver in years. their hushpuppies were my favorite.
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Post by Kimm on Jul 22, 2013 20:09:02 GMT -5
So my mom makes sauerkraut and then complains when my sister and me fart a lot.
Its like
BBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
My mom goes "eawww thats sick thats unladylike........"
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Post by johnb1 on Jul 24, 2013 19:08:47 GMT -5
that's odd. different strokes for different folks. I can eat a bowl of sauerkraut cooked and nothing. But if you combine it with a chili cheese dog, look out. I don't know what your mom's problem is: Everyone farts, from the rich to the poor. They may not admit it, but they do. It's just part of being human. Of course she might want to rent an industrial blower for the night, the ones they use to dry out carpet. We don't have long john silvers here, more's the pity. I'll let Larry the Cable guy end this : www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ERfm8qJQU |
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Post by Kimm on Jul 27, 2013 8:01:46 GMT -5
I cant recall ever hearing my mom fart. I know that seems odd. She has heard and smelled my farts daily though. ;D
In fact I was brutal last night. ;D ;D
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Post by johnb1 on Jul 27, 2013 12:36:42 GMT -5
;D
that's funny, Kimm. I was thinking the exact same thing. Great minds think alike, etc. I was pretty brutal last night, too. My buddy Brent took me out for Chinese Buffet twice, once for lunch, one for dinner, then over to his house to work on his computer. Then his wife and child came over
and I had to excuse myself for a walk twice. Then we went to dinner then Gigantour which was amazing. I let off a little thunder twice, but it doesn't count because nobody could hear or smell it. The first time I "got wind" that my mom farted all I think was "Oh my gosh-my mom cut one-my mom of all people. How about that ! " A while back she was complaining "Oh John it's terrible, I've been having such problems with gas recently, they're kinda loud, they hit me with no warning and they sure stink".....welcome to my world....won't you come on in...
JB
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 28, 2013 11:48:37 GMT -5
My mom was the same way. Only time we would ever hear her fart is when she would sneeze continuously and let a few go at the same time. We would be too shocked to laugh.  |
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