Post by johnb1 on Dec 24, 2012 19:15:53 GMT -5
merry christmas to all of you members on Farts.com. well, it's been a busy week, what with buying christmas gifts, playing concerts, helping out at my mom's party, and breaking wind.
It was the last christmas concert of the season at a senior's residence. We weren't sure if we were supposed to be playing there or not, but we played anyway. So, after the last song of "We wish you a merry Christmas", I let out a small sneeze and let Fluffy off the leash. Oh, she sure needs a bath ! Even my mom was cussin' me out. At my mom's party, there were lots of good things to eat and drink, especially Stilton cheese, which I love, plus lots of deep fried whatevers. So, when I could, I snuck outside for a smoke and a fart. Even in the cold air, I could smell it. On the way back to her condo to haul her dishes and stuff back, well, let's just say I had a full tank of gas. lots of trips, lots of rips. I gotta be careful, though. I'll be playing in church for Midnight Mass, and I don't want to take the "M" out of Mass. However, I did manage to almost get a fart joke past my sister, much to the amusement of my niece and nephew. She was explaining to 'em that yes, glasses break, arms break, legs break, twigs break, and I chipped in "Yeah, and winds break too" . Much laughter. I even sang 'em a few Larry the Cable guy songs and that was a good ending to the night
well, gotta go
take care everyone
John B
It was the last christmas concert of the season at a senior's residence. We weren't sure if we were supposed to be playing there or not, but we played anyway. So, after the last song of "We wish you a merry Christmas", I let out a small sneeze and let Fluffy off the leash. Oh, she sure needs a bath ! Even my mom was cussin' me out. At my mom's party, there were lots of good things to eat and drink, especially Stilton cheese, which I love, plus lots of deep fried whatevers. So, when I could, I snuck outside for a smoke and a fart. Even in the cold air, I could smell it. On the way back to her condo to haul her dishes and stuff back, well, let's just say I had a full tank of gas. lots of trips, lots of rips. I gotta be careful, though. I'll be playing in church for Midnight Mass, and I don't want to take the "M" out of Mass. However, I did manage to almost get a fart joke past my sister, much to the amusement of my niece and nephew. She was explaining to 'em that yes, glasses break, arms break, legs break, twigs break, and I chipped in "Yeah, and winds break too" . Much laughter. I even sang 'em a few Larry the Cable guy songs and that was a good ending to the night
well, gotta go
take care everyone
John B
