Kimm
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Post by Kimm on Jan 18, 2012 17:16:12 GMT -5
Last night my friend and my mom are in Waffle House. I lift a cheek towards my brother on the inside booth and I blew a fart.
BBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT
My mom wishes she could hide under the table, my friend Renee claps her hands and goes "Kim rips ass and traps Dan in the vapors." Dan goes "Are you going to say 'excuse me'" I go "Nope!" It smelled bad too. My mom goes "That smells like an outhouse KIMMMMMMM" I go "Yeah it does smell pretty bad."
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Post by Beangirl on Jan 18, 2012 21:26:31 GMT -5
Man! I wish Waffle House would move out west. ;D
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Post by Kimm on Mar 30, 2012 23:26:58 GMT -5
I got my brother good.
He was dosing on the couch watching smackdown.
I guess he was pretty tired because he never dozes during wrestling but he did.
So I stood over to him with my butt right in front of his face and I farted big time.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
He kicked me over but he was already covered in my vapors.
My mom walks in and Im on the floor my brother is trying to get out of the stink zone. My mom goes "do I want to know?"
I do "I blew it right in his face" My mom is like "gross." Then she got a whiff of it, "Geezzer Kimmmm I smell it over here."
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Post by angel607 on Apr 2, 2012 9:18:12 GMT -5
the fine art of suprise. sneak up on the prey and fart as loud as you can and scare them lol. this stuff is better then folgers. the best part of waking up is smelling farts.
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Post by Kimm on Apr 7, 2012 11:47:44 GMT -5
the fine art of suprise. sneak up on the prey and fart as loud as you can and scare them lol. this stuff is better then folgers. the best part of waking up is smelling farts. Thats way too good a line to waste I might have to steal that. ;D |
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