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Post by Demona on Jul 4, 2011 23:45:05 GMT -5
 That's all I've been doing all day, and I didn't have any beenie-weenies! Just a couple Fiber One bars and when I ran to the dining room chair to fart, my dad says it's a wonder the finish dididn't dissolve! |
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 5, 2011 19:18:08 GMT -5
LOL! ;D
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Post by angel607 on Jul 5, 2011 19:24:36 GMT -5
when I ate pizza at chucky cheese last week I fired up some good loud farts. gotta love those beenie weenies lmao
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Post by Kimm on Jul 5, 2011 21:01:10 GMT -5
Beans and weenies is something my mom makes all the time and wonders why I fart a lot. ;D
My dad tells me the same thing Demonas does about burning the finish off chairs. ;D I like the cartoon too.
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Post by Beangirl on Jul 6, 2011 20:47:03 GMT -5
I don't think the West sells those anymore. We have so much Mexican influence here. Beans everywhere! Beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot! the more you toot the better you feel, so let's have bean for every meal! ;D
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Post by Kimm on Jul 7, 2011 18:34:46 GMT -5
I don't think the West sells those anymore. We have so much Mexican influence here. Beans everywhere! Beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot! the more you toot the better you feel, so let's have bean for every meal! ;D We got on the subject of fart machines, my mom and my dad both said right away that I was a natural fart machine. ;D ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Jul 10, 2011 14:12:38 GMT -5
This happened yesterday afternoon. Theres a couple neighbors talking to us on the sidewalk.
Our front yard is a steep hill so as we get about half way to the front the walk to the door is 10 steps to the side walk. I was on the steps with my friend Renee and some neighbors were talking to us.
My best friend Renee were at the front steps at my house talking to a few people. I blew a fart. BBBBBPPPPPPPPLLLLLAAAAAAAATT
They all started laughing then Renee blew it.
BBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
One neighbor goes "What did you 2 have for lunch." I go "Take a whiff and see if you can guess. Eveyrbody goes "eeaawwwwwwwwww" but it was great
My brother comes over while everybody's in a roaring laugh. One of the neighbors goes "Your sister farted, Dan." Dan goes "Thats not news." Renee goes "She did it first, I did it second."
I go hers was loud but mine was louder." Renee goes "Hers stinks but mine stinks worse."
Were all so ladylike. ;D
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