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Post by johnb1 on Dec 31, 2010 0:04:03 GMT -5
well, seeing as how I'm here, I'd better post something... I'm in a group and we have a variety of members, one of whom is a fart Hater  of course she's an ex-principal so it goes with the territory.... anyways, one of my dear acquaintances is an Indian gentlemen named Nachu ( no I'm not kidding). You can make up your own jokes, if you like.... anyways, Nachu has/had a hernia problem and can't seem to hold in his gas leading to a case of "chatty ass". You'll be talking to him, when he'll just let one go all normal n' natural-like. No pardon me or nothing. Nice guy, but gee whiz......  sadly, Nachu may be moving to Vancouver soon I wish him well JB |
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Post by Blastgirl on Dec 31, 2010 3:49:34 GMT -5
If you have to let it go so be it.
I suppose the Principal's last name isn't Gazinti or anything similar to that? I didn't think so but it was a chance for a remote and silly joke.
Its healtheir not to hold it. The Principal should be used to farts, Students are masterful at it. I'll bet more farts are blown at School than any other one place anywhere.
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Post by Kimm on Dec 31, 2010 11:08:40 GMT -5
I dont hold it, I sure dont say excuse me,
I like to say "Listen to this," or "take a whiff" ;D
I just blew a mild fart and said to my dad "listen to reason." My dad goes "I smell the reason already."
Vancouver? Thats too bad that a friend is moving so far away.
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Post by Beangirl on Dec 31, 2010 21:48:49 GMT -5
My dad was a school principal for 40 years and a terrific farter. I don't know about at work, but at home he was very fart friendly. ;D " Who Farted??  Nachu! (Cue rim shot) |
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Post by Kimm on Jan 1, 2011 11:31:28 GMT -5
Your dad would have been the principal I would have wanted.
Too often more education destroys the appreciation of good flatulence.
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Post by fartinggurl on Jan 2, 2011 21:05:58 GMT -5
I had a teacher in middle school who, if you farted in class, would send you out to the hallway and give you a detention.
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Post by Beangirl on Jan 3, 2011 22:02:28 GMT -5
I had a teacher in middle school who, if you farted in class, would send you out to the hallway and give you a detention. That's just wrong! I launched a SBD in the sixth grade that nearly took out all 32 of us eleven year olds. I would have gladly gone to the office just to have seen the looks on those poor gassed out sixth graders one more time. ;D |
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Post by Kimm on Jan 8, 2011 12:13:17 GMT -5
I had a teacher in middle school who, if you farted in class, would send you out to the hallway and give you a detention. I got sent in hallways lots of times. I also got several writing assignments about I will not fart in school I will not fart in school I will not fart in school..... Passing gas in public is rude passing gas in public is rude passing gas in public is rude..... Or something similar. It didnt change my mind though I still fart in public and dont care who hears or smells it. |
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